The reason why little kids are cute.

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  1. Mother's Love

    Mother's Love Generalist

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    Most little kids are cute, if not to others then to their parents. Its a defense mechanism, because if they were ugly, parents would beat them, and little kids can't handle beatings like big kids can.

    Faolan is almost 20 months old (thats a little more than a year and a half, for those who don't feel like counting) and he is sweet, usually. Today he broke a lamp, nay, he DESTROYED a lamp. You know the "foot bones connected to the ankle bone" song? well imagine a lamp with all its parts. None of the parts are connected anymore. Plus, I had to ventilate the area because it had a CFL bulb in it, and I couldn't find anything on the website, then I had to pick up all the toys and laundry that he threw all over so I could vaccuum up the glass. and right in the middle of making dinner.

    To make matters worse, he doesn't really understand that he did something wrong, only that I am upset with him. I think I will keep a list of all the times I wanted to beat him as a child, and I'll show him the list whenever he won't do his chores.

    I also dropped a fresh bowl on the floor, in a puddle of water in front of the sink in the kitchen. AND my hubby got a ticket on his way to work. $150 fine, for speeding, and no reason why he would be racing out of a construction zone (he is ALWAYS going slow when people are working,) and toward a red light. What a fucking day!
     
  2. ray_deayon

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    im sorry that your day sucked mine sucks to i was going to sell some ps2 games and some memory cards all for $70 he dident have the money so i held on to his $300 phone for *caterall* so he could get the money back at his house and his friend calls me and says that im riping him off cuz at game stop they buy other peoples games for 2.50. but then game stop goes right back and sell used games for $15 or $20 so he wanted like 30 for everything i said no so i got my games back. and i was going to use that money for special brownies sigh owell
     
  3. Mother's Love

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    that blows, but at least you got them back.
     
  4. ray_deayon

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    yea that what counts now i have to save up $20 every friday untill 420 or my b-day to buy some brownies
     
  5. acga5

    acga5 Senior Member

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    just buy crack
     
  6. ray_deayon

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    crack is wack
     
  7. acga5

    acga5 Senior Member

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    Crack is what all the cool kids are doing these days. You want to be cool, don't you?
     
  8. ray_deayon

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    wtf i dont do drugs to be "cool" sticking shit up your arm is just dirty and sick y do smothing that can kill u if u do it once FUCK THAT!!
     
  9. TheShow

    TheShow Senior Member

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    what about the kid who got so stoned his first time and feel asleep on the train tracks?
    his ass got smushed.
    He did something once and it killed him.
     
  10. ray_deayon

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    im talking about overdose i feel really bad for that kid but wtf was he thinking for sleeping on some railroad tracks oh yea he wasent thinking at all he must of got really stoned to reallzie that those wernt tracks i mean come people common secene idk if your stoned or not sorry if i offiend anyone im not here to make enemys
     
  11. Mother's Love

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    Crack is dumb. who wants to do a drug named after a part of their own ass? (I think thats denis leary, forgive me if im wrong)
     
  12. ray_deayon

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    would u do crack? oh yea and were where his friends at?
     

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