Listen up!

I've been off the internet a long time. But I come back here and this perfectly good sexual forum has gone to waste.
I want everybody who posts in this thread to say how much they love, love, love sex! Go!

 

I love Love

 

You love love? Well loves as good as a fuck in a barn I always say, now, go!
And get yerself some love!
c:

 

For some reason your reply made me think "Love is all around me"...which made me think of the stupid song... Cheers!

Are fucks in barns good?

 

Actually yes, they are, in summer at least. Sex on a swing is a far greater treat though. ;p

 

Balancoire bonking...

Sounds dangerous

 

But well worth it!, perhaps you'd like something more relaxing, such as being massaged while blindfolded, hands touching everywhere or perhaps simply slipping your pussy over a lovers thick cock, at your own pace.
But whatever sex you have, enjoy it!

 

The man has a point (I've seen it) sex is pretty damn good....

 

Brother, you, me. Same page. I wish a thousand nymphs come a knocking on your door.

 

Well I don't know about her but that's got me right fired up, you saucy bitch

 

Ha ha, glad my overly tall self could help, now go out there and get some! Or else!

 

Well you've gone and got my dander up, the very least I expected was a hand shandy

how terribly rude

 

Hahahaha! Haven't heard the term hand shandy in years! What a classic....

 

This is something we agree on. Hand shandy is right up there with ham shank and boxing the clown for amusing names for masturbation

 

thanks for that...now i wanna have sex on a swing :/ which wont work cos everyone can see the swings and would probably get beat up/arrested for attempting it. crap.
i loooveee sexx *drools*

 

Crikey!