when the roll of toilet paper is empty..

i HAVE to draw a face on it...

 

That is actually a good idea. I think I might try that sometime.

 

why?

 

i'm not sure why i do it. we've got maybe 20 toilet paper tube kids. started about 8 months ago when we had almost no toys. i figured i'd make some outta what we had.. and well now i can't stop.

 

So when you take a dump and you realize there is no more toilet paper, what do you guys do???

 

i reach behind me to the shelf and grab another roll...

when i was a kid my mother refused to buy toilet paper, stating, "you guys will just use it all!" well no duh! so i started stealing those giant rolls from the school bathroom at the end of the day. i shared it with my brother, by never my mother.

 

your mother refused to by toilet paper? isn't that like...child abuse?
I guess stealing toilet paper from the school saves some money though...

 

the woman has some major issues.. i could write an entire book. i'm sure her being fucked in the head has to do with some of my abstractedness. :nopity:

anyways.. these little faces i draw are freakin' adorable.. maybe i should sell them.. think people would buy'em? cheap art work.

 

when I take a dump and there is no toilet paper I scream at the top of my lungs til somone hears me. I plead my case, and ask for mercy. Usually you can convince someone to leave it outside the door, and then shamefully waddle over and grab it. By this time, you may actually need something more like a baby wipe.

 

If you convince people to buy used toilet rolls, you are a marketing genius.

 

You can also use old toilet paper rolls to make spoofs if you need one.:spliff:

 

thats what i was thinking...

 

do you actually keep a writing utencil next to the toilet, or do you go out of your way to find one just so you can draw a smiley face on it?

 

i have pens all over, just incase i need one, but not one in the bathroom, yet.

 

when i am the one to use the last of the paper on the roll I find it some what amusing to leave little messages on the empty roll like haha wipe your ass on this or my most recent was "I am an alien I have been transformed into a toilet paper roll I am now having sex with your fingers I know your are liking it cause you are smiling." I get bored alot. lol

 

whoa.. i am so glad i don't live with you...

 

hehe, cute.

 

haha thats awesome

 

Do you finish wiping your ass?

 

I have time I'm bored, I would sooo read your book as a matter of fact we could all get together and tell stories of our carzy moms,

mine is quite crazy as well.