i love to freak out the norms!

up to untill 3 years ago i lived in and around seattle. when my mother died, i found out she and my father, left me one hell of a legal mess to deal with, about their estate. my "parents" were really, really, really, mega fuck up! i moved far away to be rid of them and, this god forshaken shithole called "san antonio." i've never own a house before and, I HATE IT! it is one big pain in the ass! also, i'm back to living in this white bread, upper middle class, suburban nightmare. how anyone can think of this as being "the american dream" is beyond me! the people, who live here all have sticks so far up their asses, its no wonder their so up tight! well, i've been trying to "losen" them up. last week i got a poster i ordered from 'allposters.com, and stuck it up on the front door. the poster had a cat on it, and it read: 'everyone loves pussy.' well, one of the stuck up scoccer moms, and her stuck 'honor roll' brat; came by selling "care bear 'de colors' candy" for school (KILL ME NOW!) now, scoccer moms are the scum of western civilization. she ranted at me about "the filth" i had on my door, and how it destorys the childer, and the property values. well, i said to her "lady, your so full of shit your eyes are brown." she covered her daugther's ears, and said to me "don't talk that way in front of my child." her daughter pull away from her mother and said: " oh, fuck off mom! i hear far worst then that at church and school." i thought her mother was going to shit herself. i laugh so hard i damn near shited myself! then they left. later that evning, i had seven "concern parents" at my door. they all left pissed off. i was pissed off too. i few minets later i had the police at my door. they did nothing, because i was not breaking the law. one of the lawers that live in the neighborhood came by to look at my door. she said, i was within my rights under the law, and she left. next evning, several members of the neighborhood association came by. they too left pissed off. i was pissed off again too. two days later code complance came, i was in complance. next day, the council rep for my dirstrict came by, with several of the neighbors. she said there was nothing she could do. they even contacted the county judge, and the district attorney; and, they can't do anything either. now, i hear, that they want to take it to the state capitol, and the governor. i never expected to catch this much shit over a poster on my front door, with a cat on it, that reads "everyone loves pussy." next week, i'm putting up the poster i have of two clothed girls laying on a bed kissing. i always knew these people were quite square. it is so much fun seeing these frozen people thaw!

 

lol, i cant say i would put that poster on my door, but if someone in my neighborhood did, i wouldn't care. the kids probably wouldn't have thought twice about it if their parents hadn't reacted so strongly to it. people are so silly sometimes.

 

that's fucking great! haha. I should've done that when i was in the middle class but back to the hood i am.

 

lol, I live in an area full of people like that, so I feel for you. Good luck with your plan.

 

You have balls of steel. I worship you. If I could find the ovaries to do it, I would, but I'm a chickenshit. :tongue:

I used to wear blue and green lipstick, randomly dress gothic, and put red eyeliner on to make me look like a crackhead (not at the same time of course, lol) to freak people out, but when I got into college, no one seemed to care, so I stopped. It just didn't seem fun anymore. Now, I just theme dress and (on Halloween) wear costumes to class to mix things up. Doesn't freak anyone out, though, because I rock at making costumes, so I always look really good and they either roll their eyes or gush about how jealous they are.

 

that is some funny shit. You can come were I live at everyone would love ya in fact they wouldn't mind if you put up a billboard with your cat on it saying everyone loves pussy. they would just put up some of their own and then have a hell of a party. lol

 

wow..I Laughed my ass off.. I dont dress "goth" technically, but wear classy mostly black clothing, blood red lipstick and smokey eyes, and have natural black hair. Technically its not goth, but its what squares would call "goth" I get some stares from a few. Hell, in my town, you would probably have people standing in front of ur house taking pictures or knocking on ur door telling u its cool, and wanna smoke you out.

 

dude, you are my hero! you have a special place in this world, don't ever forget that! and thanks for giving me an awesome laugh!

 

thank you everyone for your kind words of support! well, they decided to leave me alone for now. they all got out their pitch forks and burning torchs, and are going after "the gentmens club" (that's a code name for 'strip club'.) called "the boobie rock," that some guy wants to open in my area. i understand, they went apeshit like this, about 7 years ago when a gay bar open in this area also. after living in a cool( liberal) city like seattle, which is alot like san francisco full of "nuts, fruits, and flakes" (100% MY KIND OF PEOPLE!) i had forgotten somewhat how backward and anti-progressive this podunk town can be! oh, and remember kiddies... make sperm not war!

 

yeah man... i hear ya. i'm just getting ready to move out of a backward anti-progressive podunk town myself. i admire your audacity.... the mediocre people, those uptight stress monkeys need to be cracked wide open.... sounds like you're doing a hell of a job! you have my sympathies on your situation.

 

UAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH fucking rights man

 

woahh thats really funny that that little girl said that