A guy I work with says he has a problem with sleepfucking. He says he wakes up sometimes, balls deep in his wife. He also told me about how one morning, his wife notified him that at some point in the night while he was sleeping, he rolled over and motorboated his wife's ass cheeks, then rolled over again and went back to sleep. He claims the set of twins his wife just had are a direct result of sleepfucking, a night he vaguely remembers. He doesn't drink any alcohol or use any drugs, so I don't think it is just because he is too fucked up. Anybody else heard of or experienced this phenomenon? I think it is hilarious, but at the same time I feel bad about the whole 30-yrs-old-5-kids-no-money situation.
wear pants to bed. lol. i wake up some times while i'm playing with her. we just keep going and when she gets off we go back to sleep. we thought it was kinda weird too. knock on wood no kids have popped up from it.
:lol: I just laughed at that for like 15 minutes. I'm on the phone with my boyfriend and tried about 6 times to read that part aloud to him so he would know what the hell I was cackling about. I finally got it out, but the tears are streaming down my face... Oh my god... motorboat... never be able to look at a motorboat the same way again. >.<
omg this happened to me. i wrote about it here... http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=286205 weirdest thing ever. but it was good
I've heard of this. people have their lives ruined because of it, apparently sleepfuckers will essentially rape their spouses/partners with no recollection of it ever happening, yet obviously leaving their significant other emotionally demolished. not to say that it isn't funny, as long as the wifey puts out and doesn't mind it's hilarious.
Yeah, it happens... I've had a problem with it in the past. My ex would tell me what I did and I had no memory of it at all... Another time I slept in the same bed as a girl who I was just friends with... she decided to stop talking to me after that night and it makes me wonder what I did?!?
Interesting concept, this whole sleepfucking thing, if you can convince your chick it is real instead of just your total disinterest in her getting involved and just getting yourself off, maybe she will start to believe all of this crap is real then you could run around the whole neighborhood and jump every sleeping chick you can find and have your way with them, then when you are in court for rape your chick can back you up and say yeah he does this kind of thing to me all the time I think he is just a poor sick guy that needs help and not jail. With her help he might get away with it. But anyway it's hard for me to put alot of stock in sleepwalking let alone this, maybe it can happen but I don't see how. Peace
I was just reading an article about this (called sexomnia by some). I am curious as to how many people actually deal with it on a normal basis. For more info on sleep sex: http://sexuality.about.com/od/sexualhealthqanda/a/sleep_sex.htm
As always Eden Sorry to you all for poking fun at this, I just could not think it was for real, need to open my mind a bit more than it is I see. Peace
