If someone was depressed and you did want him to kill himself - what would you say?

-Go ahead, make my day.

 

and you DID want him to kill himself? lol! thats the best.

 

Thanks for the compliment but do you have a comment?

 

Suicide is a viable option for some people.

 

i would say " you know if you cut your wrist's it would be faster if you were in a tub full of warm water." or if they wanted to hang themselves i'd say " i have the perfect place for you to put the rope" or if they wanted to od id say " i just got my prescription for oxycotin filled you want to take a couple of them . no no here take them all ( as i shove the pills down their throat)"

 

I would say "allow me to shoot you in the head"....although then it wouldn't be suicide.



How about"I've talked to 47 different people about what an asshole you are, and everyone agreed,"

 

HAHA, I like that one!

 

You should go hang yourself, and make sure you use a chain instead of a rope cause the rope might break

 

It killed itself...

 

I'd tell him the most important person in his life just died of an accident, so he has one more good reason.

 

i would say nothing, he's already on a self destuctive path, and after all indifference towards someone is worse than hate.

 

I'd tell him I was pregnant.....



...with his twins






(that way, even if he didn't kill hisself, I'd still be guaranteed to never see him again)