does it bother you that the military is having urban warfare exercises

hehehe.

 

I believe the evil world leader's mindset and attack campaign can be summed up by the infallible 'lil Jon' and the Eastside Boyz:

Till the sweat drops down my ballz. Til all these bitches crawl. Yall skeet motha fucka. Yall skeet skeet, goddamn.

 

"Let me see you get low you scared you, scared you
Drop dat ass to the floor you scared you, scared you"

 

that's pretty random

 

Im not a doctor.

 

too bad. i need a prescription for some really heavy sedatives for valentines day.

 

I can make a mean martini.

 

my martinis tend to be joyful and welcoming, warm and soothing.

 

get to it. -clap- -clap-

 

Mine are dirty and dry

 

I like turtles




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

 

mine deserve an umbrella.

i've always wanted to be the mother in law from bewitched.

 

i really do need a drink

 

or 10

 

that's fucking awesome.

 

Elvira?

 

I wanted to be Jeannie

 

after cate makes me a mean martini i'm gonna borrow some cash and walk to the liquor store

 

oh my god. Elvira is SO sexy. I want to be that sexy.

 

Where do you live?