The Earth is flat

The sky is round.

 

yes it is

 

So the Flat Earth Society is alive and well


Hotwater

 

the wind is high.

(it blows my mind.)

 

Then why can't I stand on the beach and see Hawaii?

 

Because you're not that cool.

 

You can't?
Bah, I pity you.
Hell, I can see Taiwan out the window!

 

even if the world was flat and you were standing on a beach on the west coast, I think Hawaii would be to far away to see.

 

Why would it be too far? I can see the moon. It's pretty far away, I think.

 

But the moon is a lot bigger.

 

it's not flat where I live... mountains everywhere....

 

BAH! Mountains are just government lies!

 

did I mention I work for the government?? you sure look suspicious

 

Ummm I mean...Yeah, go mountains. Who would ever deny the might of a mountain I mean jeez...*Grabs plane tickets to paris*