What do you think would be the most unexpected way to die while working in a office?

ah, good idea cate

 

One of the most unexpected ways to die in an office is when a meteor shower completely wipes out the office.

 

Having a guy in an ice cream cone suit show up at your office door with a harmonica, balloons, and singing a telegram, then he smacks you in the head with the harmonica, catches you off guard, and then pops a balloon and makes you choke to death on it.

 

Best post so far, lol.

I would have to say, you're doing paper work on the computer and all of a sudden your printer shoots hot ink at you because of an overload. You feel the burn, panic and run around. Fall down the stairs and break your neck.

You lay their, until the hot ink eats your brain.

 

i dunno, i'd be tempted to say that among the least expected ways would be to have one of the lemmings with pickaxes to walk right off of the screen of the computer and into one's chest, hacking it's way through, when playing a seemingly innocent "game" on the computer. why are you playing outdated computer games instead of doing good, honest, wholesome american work? you asshole. i HOPE a lemming tunnels through you with a pickaxe.

 

This has actually occured at one time or another. True story.

 

You go into work without knowing demolishion has been schedualed on your building.

 

I think being attacked by a hoard of rabid squirrels would be an interesting way to die in the office

 

When MSNBC personality Joe Scarborough was a congressman in Florida, some aid of his supposedly collapsed, hit her head on a desk on the way down in his office, and died. That's a bizarre one.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Scarborough

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i told my boss on a particularly bad day, when he'd tossed a buncha his mail at me and told me to open it, that the conditions of my parole dictated that i couldn't handle sharp objects. he opened his own letter. and gave me a couple beers when i was filing in his office.

and no, i didn't make that witticism up. i got it from my hugely witty friend. i've used a lot of her stuff over the years, and it never fails.

 

I'm really health conscious.

So if handshakes spread more germs than kissing, and kissing spreads more germs than sex, should I just fuck new acquaintances as a way of greeting?

 

well you would recieve the fewest germs if you just decided to live a life of solitude in a plastic bubble

 

fucking it is.

 

As for weird ways to die in an office.

Being choked to death by the secretary, who went into unexpected labour, giving birth to the boss' love child.

 

so i guess you can't afford a plastic bubble...


didn't you just give that up like yesterday anyway?

 

High fives are the coolest....I don't care who you. But you have to save them for the right time, kinda like the slow clap.

 

I just that response was funny :tongue: , however, Mitok was completely correct. I dont know how long never is. And I was irrational.

 

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