Who cummed first? The chicken or the rooster?

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  1. Friend

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    I would tend to say the farmer who was watching them.
     
  2. loveflower

    loveflower Senior Member

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    Sometimes I think you're just trying to get your post count up so you can join us elite and become a senior member.
     
  3. Friend

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    This is the goal of any newbie such as I.
     
  4. MagicMedicine

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    I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

    I hear dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure. if i came back as another animal in another life, i would want to be a dolphin. i hope god is watching this post.
     
  5. Friend

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    Well, maybe other species don't do it just to fool around but I'm sure it doesn't hurt when they spew their body juices all over...
     
  6. MagicMedicine

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    idk, i remember also reading that a female mantis or something initiate sex by ripping the head off the male. now that dosnt sound enjoyable to me.
     
  7. Friend

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    In that case, we can say that the female truly gives a great head job...
     
  8. daisymae

    daisymae Senior Member

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    I think it was Friend. Frankly, I'm surprised that chicken can manage to have sex, they are so stupid.
     
  9. MagicMedicine

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    hey! that was unnecessary!! chickens dont go around making fun of you!
     
  10. daisymae

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    Exactly, they are too stupid. :p
     
  11. Friend

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    Are roosters dumb too?
     
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