Blip Episode 45... =]

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  1. IlUvMuSIc

    IlUvMuSIc Senior Member

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    i got bored dammit. the nxt ones better. =]
    Lorna and Me are married, Lorna and Jini are going out. Lornas insatiable when you think about it!! haha



    LAST TIME ON BLIP:
    Lorna: [directed to Anna]everything is a joke to you isn't it?
    can you ever take anything seriously???
    I remember when I kissed you on the cheek on the way home in front of your sister, and shouted 'I love you!' as I walked off. The look on your sisters face was priceless!


    EPISODE 45: The truth finally falls out of the school bag of Cheating, laced with the ink of lies and with the pen of mistrust.

    me: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME
    Lorna: Im so sorry
    me: you said you were done with all the cheating
    Lorna: you just cant satisfy my needs!!
    me: YOUR NEEDS??
    Lorna: yes!! I have needs too!!
    me: *mutters* special needs more like
    Lorna: WHAT?? You know I have problems!!
    me: Puh-lease... All you think about is yourself!!
    Lorna: That is not true!!
    me: then why did you do this! AGAIN!!

    Anna: Ooh cookies can I have one?

    Lorna: yeah sure...
    me: what's she doing here?
    Lorna: I invited her over
    me: how could you?
    Lorna: that was before!!
    me: before what?? Before I found out??
    Lorna: pretty much
    me: fair enough.
    Lorna: care for a cookie?
    me: what type?
    Lorna: I got the chocolate chip ones just for you
    me: that's so sweet

    Jini: hey sally babe, lets go
    Lorna: YAY!!

    me: YOU DIRTY LITTLE [ENTER SWEAR WORD OF CHOICE] !!

    Jini: I didn't know you had such a colourful language Amy!!

    me: I don't... hmm oh nooooooo
    I washed my dictionary with the colours!! its all mixed now!

    Anna: you numb nut
    Guy: oh no, spagettiossssssssss!!
    everyone: hahahaha

    THE END
    Luke: *scoffs cookies*

    NEXT TIME ON BLIP:
    Jini: IM PREGNANT!!
    everyone: *= O*
     
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