Something we all need in life

Oompa Loompa

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qw0zZttfUaw

 

I couldn't agree more. Excellent, man.

 

I wonder what makes short people so smart... yoda would know - he's short and smart, see!?!?!?!?

 

Shorties just have more blood flow to the brain, because there's less ahem, leg room to cover.

 

Makes perfect sense.

So are midget amputees the smartest people in the world?

 

I'm sure they are, wouldn't you say?

 

They make the best pornstars too:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=midget+amputee+porn

but perhaps we have something to trump them all...

http://www.hawking.org.uk/home/hindex.html

 

Oh yes, absolutely. That deserves credit all it's own. haha

 

i'm 5 ft

and im not that smart
sorry to burst yo' bubble

 

You sound like somebody that would date me.

What are you doing on Thursday?

 

Hahaha, score! ahahaha

 

haha, awww, what, you're not gettin any luck with the intelligent tall ladies?

 

impossible.

I've got a stage 3 turbo titanium triple reinforced bubble.

No need to be humble, you are definitely smarter than anyone taller than you.

Or maybe short people are only smarter when they are walking... in which case this is the smartest man in the world when laying down:










yes I mean the dolphin.

 

uh ok, whatever you say man.

who's mark?

 

life would be more fair if this was true. Tall people have enough advantages in the world.

 

yours truly

xoxoxoxoxo

 

Tall folks are the first to get smashed when pianos fall on a group of people.

Doesn't sound like a priveledge to me.

 

I prefer these oompa loompa's to the new one(s) in Charlie and the chocolate factory. I didn't like that they just duplicated the same guy for thye updated version, just everytime I saw it I just kept thinking "LAZY DIRECTORS!!"