Good-Bye Everyone

RICK - you are a racist. I DO so hope your sons wife is ILLEGAL !!! Hahahahaha, man, I HATE racism. You must really be from the south, RICK. Geez....

 

An afterthought - I hope your sons new wife can piss all the gas she wants...

Save me some money when filling up the GTO...

Racism is damn sure ugly, isn't it, folks.

 

If you're going to kill yourself you should do something else rather then stick your head in an oven. It's so 19th century. Swallow a hot coal instead, it's much more romantic.

 

Good rope is pretty easy to get.

 

but so cliche.

 

I prefer "timeless". It's the art of offing yourself with value added... knowing that whoever finds you will be able to fully appreciate the contorted, eyes bulging, blue facial expression... the almost poetic, rhythmic swaying of the dangling corpse...

 

Anyone see the family guy episode where's Meg's bear try to run away and as she's calling out to him by the road he tosses himself out into the path of an on coming truck. LMAO thats the way to go... but make sure its a truck with a whole load of immigrant workers with a last name painted in old english on the back window of the cab, and a big mexican flag painted on the hood. Now THATS the way to do it dicklessrik oh I mean reckless....


ps I'm hispanic so I can make jokes about the truck. ^_^

 

who cares if he's racist? it's between him and his son. all i know is if whites keep breeding with people who are not white there will be no more white people on earth. why do liberals whine about how we should embrace diversity? but then say stuff like that is okay. if everyone mated with everyone we'd all be the same and then there wouldn't actually be any diversity at all. that's not to say i do hold it against their offspring for the parents choice. but nature obviously made each race of humans different for a reason. stop encouraging him to kill himself. by doing so you end up sounding everybit as hateful as you say he is being.

 

My intent is not to encourage him as I seriously doubt he's going to take anything I type seriously anyway. I'm simply matching the level of ridiculousness of his original post in a less than artsy parody. We really need to take things less seriously and avoid the censoring and hate nurturing constraints of political correctness if we are to evolve as a society.

 

most people who come out and threaten to commit suicide are seeking attention anyways.

 

bingo

 

Love your enemy bigger than your friends thts what makes the world spin Around in circles!!

 

all I can say is.......
WOAH.....
usually there would be a comment of encouragement or something helpful, but in this case... nope.... im disgusted

 

Silly hippie. There's nothing more encourageing then a good helping of cynicalism.

 

i dig mexican chicks

 

This must be why you are often serving up deep dish cynicism pie... a la mode perhaps?

 

I serve cynicism crepes. I can't help it. I'm just naturally that way.

 

Have you heard about the pregnant 12 yr. old Latina?










Teacher told her if she wanted to pass in class, she would have to go home and do an esSAy.

 

Weren't you supposed to have stuck your racist head in an oven or something by now?

 

Nah. That's to cliche.