hi im new. ill give you a snippet of conversation and my miraculous excuse. Best: "Bobby(im bobby), why are your eyes so red." "Oh, i poked myself in the eye......twice" my worstreally stoned, and utterly exhuberated when this one was said) "bobby, why are your eyes so red and bloodshot?" "oh i was trying to shoot lasers from them. Turns out i can only shoot dirty looks"
the other day i said that i got rubbing alcohol in my eyes. cause thats what i used after i shave. Worked like a champ
my worst was deffinatly when my sister came to our house one day and i was watching POD and she was like "Why are your eyes so red?" my answer was "Im stoned as fuck... shit pretend i didnt say that" that was the day i found out my sister and her hubby blazed
sounds like what happened to me when my sister walked in my room and i was rolling a fat dutch. Me and her blazed a few months later before the badfish concert.
If I get caught sneaking out out my house and shit, I always end up saying something about going tp'ing lol Heh that reminds me One time, about 5 months ago, my friend had to take care of his neighbors house for the weekend We smoked in his house the whole weekend lol On the last day, we snuck out at around 12 at night to meet up at the house and we drank and smoked weed and cigs for a good hour when all of a sudden my mom calls I live close to that guy so I just ignored the call, booked it home and snuck into my bed without my mom noticing I don't know where she was but somehow I made it in perfectly without her noticing I'm a bit paranoid so I just stay quiet in bed for about 15 minutes, forget about it when all of a sudden my mom comes in my room and turns on the light I 'wake up' acting all tired like WTF did you wake me up damn it... Barely glancing over the covers at her, she asks me where the hell was I I said I was hungry, got some food then went in the laundry room to get all my cloths for tomorrow Made no fuckin sense; I was damn high and tipsy- 3/5 on the cross faded scale Lol I just put my head back down like alright you heard it, get the fuck out and let me sleep lol. she left my door with doubts but forgot about it in the morning
Whenever anyone asks me why my eyes are red I just act pissed off like 'what, are you trying to convict me of being high' and just blow them off I say something like 'I dont know, maybe I have allergies' Some half ass excuse
One of my co-workers asked me why my eyes were so red this morning, i said it was due to box dust. I work in an area with lots of boxes of files and theres tons of paper/box dust in the air. Works every time.
man my dealer dropped off some bud last night around 11 and today i chilled with some buddies after school i got home around 4 and my sister-in-law is like so did you go to your friends house after school? i was like yeah and i walked from there and she was like was it the same person who came over last night? first thing i thought was shiiiiit i just told her he said he got off work at either 7 or 11 and we could chill after then i told her he got off at 11 and came over to chill and i told him i couldnt and he left
im allergic to my freinds cat, so today my eyes where all red when i got home, and my mom asked me if i was on drugs. she never suspects anything when i am high though
I tend to side with sarcasm, i just tell my parents exactly what happened and they belive me cus they think im lying. Also my brother told them that i smoked about 10 months ago, so now i say, "oh i havent touched that shit in 10 months, leave me alone"
I have two ways. I usually say to them "Oh nothing mom, I was just smoking marijuana and crystal meth." She usually thinks im kidding when I say that. but if its about my eyes being red, my mom knows that I have a bad habit of always rubbing my eyes, so she doesnt really notice that. I would only be fucked if i had the smell of weed on me.
yah, i remember the first time i ever did anything like this, it wasnt with weed, but it was this plant that grows in my yard, and it tastes okay, and goes down smooth, so why not smoke it, right? (plus i can never find any fucking weed). so it was my first time right, and i had a friend over, and we went out back to this fort thing i had. so we each get comfortable, and roll idk, 8 or 9 each, and put tem all out in this over flowing homemade ashtray. we had the whole ambiance thing going, candels, lighters, knives, papers, and the smallest bit of incense (we were noobs back then kay?) and so we go back in to get our sleeping bags and shit. well, this was our first mistake, we go in reeking of smoke (the stuff combined with the paper we were using smelled exactly like cheap ass cigs or somthing) and i kiss my mom goodnight, and she freaks out, because my breath is that of a stoner, and she decides to go down to search the fort. i sprint down before her, and dump the whole tray into my friends soda (mine was out, lol) and apparently i missed one, bc she piked it up and was like WTF!?!?!? IS THIS FUCKING POT!!!!!!>>>>>!!!!!???? and im like no, mom, no...chill, its just a bit of sage, and she was like, why is it rolled up? and so im panicking now, and i have to think quickly, so i say we were making incense with it, and trying to make it smell good(XD) and she wanted to know why my breath smelled like it, so i said that there was no ventalation in my corner, and i kept breathing it in (total fucking bs) and now to this day, any smoke on me is a camfire, or incense but then again, she still brings it up. lol.
lol, i can never joke with my parents like that. ill be like yes mom, i was out with my friends smoking weed, and then shell be like, "OMFG!! HOW THA HELL DO YOU KNOW WHAT WEED IS?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!" hah, what a ****. lol, the only reason that they try so hard to fucking shelter me, is so that they arnt viewed on as bad parents by the fucking pto or whatever, they dont really care.....damn them.(not for not caring, but for bn closed minded fucks) lol
