You have 90 minutes to fill this thread with random funny things

and when I return OH HOW I SHALL LAUGH!

I am dead serious about this, no fucking around ya hear?

 

God was my copilot, but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him.

 

Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek?






Cause they don't work in the future either.

 

way to kill the funny, man.

 

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/in_the_know_is_the_government

 

i juggled coat hangers and hung out at the park, fun indeed.

 

hahaha that Onion thing..they should reconstruct their caregivers faces to resemble dead relatives

yea since when do Mexicans not work?

 

My grandson is Mexican and you're a racist moron.

 

i understand where you are coming from, but this is not funny either.

lets try a few things to see if anyting sticks

 

I believe I'm late, anyways

 

I need the botox so that when Bush blows up the Earth, I won't look surprised

 

heh funny

I once knew a guy who worked for Pepsi and did lots of Coke

his friends would always yell "THE PEPSI GUY IS ON COKE!"

then he wrecked his Pepsi truck and quit the job

that picture loaded slow Duck, I was on the edge of my seat to find out what she was licking

 

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Dont know funny but random- it's been so nice out today and i just got back from smoking by the river... walking around. have the windows open but now i just wanna go out somewhere but im with a sick person.

anyways are you back? hi

 

that old classic again

too bad you cannot see his peepee

hi luckystar

 

mitten, wth is that in your sig?

 

It is a mario mushroom, but its days are numbered as I am bored with it.