If you could add one key to the keyboard,

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  1. davsil

    davsil Member

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    If you could add one key to the keyboard, which would you add?

    I'm looking for the funniest answer that possible...

    (I answered "Any Key", so I can continue...)[​IMG]


    (Sorry for my spelling and grammar incorrection)
     
    davsil, Oct 23, 2007
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  3. bad_panda

    bad_panda Member

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    are you trying to get a laptop? :p
     
    bad_panda, Oct 25, 2007
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  5. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    a 1 key which could both copy and paste, if say control was pressed down
     
    mr.greenxxx, Oct 27, 2007
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  7. cozmo_g

    cozmo_g Is Out Of This World

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    How about this one?


    [​IMG]
     
    cozmo_g, Oct 27, 2007
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  9. M4N14C42O

    M4N14C42O Cannabis Connoisseur

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    An EASY button/key
     
    M4N14C42O, Oct 27, 2007
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  11. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    A key that denotes sarcasm would be the most useful.
    a key that didn't do anything but make a weird beeping noise would be funniest, because it would drive most techies mad (where the fuck is that coming from?!)
     
    Eugene, Nov 1, 2007
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  13. Tommy1The1Cat

    Tommy1The1Cat Senior Member

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    A button that gets rid of all the porn u are looking at when someone quickly walks into the room. That made me giggle a bit.
     
    Tommy1The1Cat, Nov 8, 2007
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  15. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    lol pressing down like 10 keys makes a noise
     
    mr.greenxxx, Nov 8, 2007
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  17. Eugene

    Eugene Senior Member

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    An escape button that actually works.
     
    Eugene, Nov 8, 2007
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  19. Zajko

    Zajko Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    An 'undo' button that works in real life.
     
    Zajko, Nov 9, 2007
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  21. Sunny Jim

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    The "WELL THAT PROGRAM BETTER START FUCKING RESPONDING!" key.
     
    Sunny Jim, Nov 11, 2007
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  23. TruInfini

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    a "make all your dreams come true" key, or even a "fast forward to (insert holiday of choice here)" key.
     
    TruInfini, Nov 14, 2007
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  25. subHerban Greens

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    Button that says "UnInstall Windows"
     
    subHerban Greens, Nov 14, 2007
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  27. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i tried it. it makes a noise, and in my case closes this window while opening 2 other windows applications
     
    I'minmyunderwear, Dec 6, 2007
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  29. ripple

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    one button which does the same as Ctrl+Alt+Delete, would be handy for people with only one hand.
     
    ripple, Dec 7, 2007
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  31. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    i would most like it if there was a button to quit all applications at once, say ur pc goes non responsive, u just press it and can start again.

    call it a fresh button
     
    mr.greenxxx, Dec 7, 2007
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  33. makihiko

    makihiko Official hippie since 2005

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    they need buttons with words, i am too lazy to type
     
    makihiko, Dec 10, 2007
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  35. bongwater89

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    button that dials the pizza man..
     
    bongwater89, Dec 10, 2007
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  37. Rock Hard

    Rock Hard Hard as Rock...BABY

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    An Insult Key:
    Everytime you hit the key a voice shouts a random insult:
    eg: [FUCK U] or [YOU SUCK] or [RETARD] or [DUMBASS]. (but have over 100 insults)
     
    Rock Hard, Dec 27, 2007
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  39. Esmee

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    I really wanna email myself...to someone, for fun.
    So that button would be good :)
    Love Esmee
    xxxxx!
     
    Esmee, Feb 6, 2008
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