the off-topic thread

...

 

fish.

 

if a bear and a priest came up to a swallow on a tuesday would the woodchuck get angry?

 

Probably if the bear had just shit in the woods, then yeah

 

bloody butchers anyway... no wait... it's gotta be your bull.

 

Semibreves, Minims, Crotchets, Quavers, Semi-Quavers - what could be more beautiful!!

 

Heavy rain and strong winds. Time to get the sandbags out again

 

Oy jaas doyd in yer arrms tonoight...maasta bin sumfinkya said

 

I just felt warmth from the sun!

 

Jobcentre were a right lot today. I was treated like a statistic, like a large number with legs. I signed on, but they had to pick bones with my jobsearch sheet. On it, they ask, What you did, Date, What happened, What will you do next. So I was precise, but because of lack of space, I could only pour brief information. New rules, tighter military checking. Next, they will ask me to recite the last ten employers whilst jogging on the spot with a sub machine gun at my head.

I hate the jobcentre. Apathetic staff swan about the establishment like the nasal accented locals of Kew. They get paid. I overheard staff talking about getting lunch out from Nandos. For me, lunch would consist of stale bread and lard.. Or an air sandwich.

 

Eeny, meeny, miny, moe
Catch a baby by the toe
If it squeals let it go,
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe

 

i'm bored and lonely because all my friends have jobs and i've already cleaned my house and my baby is sleeping and and and WAAAAAAAAAA!

 

Oww, I banged my leg in the shower and it really really hurts, not good for the next 7 days of physical training I have!

 

i hate winter. i'm beginning to look like a pile of over risen dough.

 

Someone just added me to msn
The conversation went like this:

Me: *Draws picture of stick man waving and smiling with the word "hi!"*
Them: Can i see cam?
Me: *Draws picture of stick man waving with a frown with the word "bye"*

Im tired

 

lol ^

My nose is runny. Im hungry. I need to talk to someone, to spill my guts out. But i dont have anyone to talk to and i keep telling little things but it doesnt make me feel better. Im only hungry because my mum is permanently pissed at me, so i got angry at her, so i chucked my food in the bin. but i dont regret it. my parents are just permenantly pissed... and so am i - they are at me. I am at gina. its tiring. i want to sleep but i dont. I need to do something. sky will go tomorrow. no on saturday but i keep thinking today is friday and im hoping that this is the right topic but i dont know. i need to shut up.

 

Does anyone want to come away with me? Just leave for a few weeks and do some hopping around, meet some people and have fun. And live, you know No-one?

 

I like the idea of dunking mice in chocolate. Death by chocolate, mmmmh:drool:

 

haha I'd go!!

i want more chocolate... damn luke... lol... i havent much left anyway.

 

Greenwich is so strange. It has a one way system, yet you can go around and around and around. In North Greenwich, people look like giant hamburgers. In Maze Hill, locals carry a map.