if male suicide bombers get 12 virgins to serve them

for all the rest of eternity, do they keep getting new virgins to serve them once they've taken their virginity? or do his virgins keep getting their hymen back.

also, what do female suicide bombers get? to be one of the hapless virgins? i don't get it.

 

i think the two female bombers were PETA fanatics hell bent on punishing those who buy animals for pets... as a matter of fact id say PETA has a large following in iraq since the pet markets seem to be frequent targets..

 

they had down's syndrome, too. i think that frequently goes hand in hand with PeTA-ness.

 

oh yes its common knowledge peta and mental retardation go hand in hand...

 

and a complete inability to reason, like among teenagers and psychotics.

 

Ahem.........

 

hehehehee.

 

Who cares about 12 virgins when there are millions born everyday.

+1 for reincarnation!

 

Maybe the virgins pop out of a kleenex box...use it, toss it aside, and get a new one.

 

Oh my god that would suck. What the hell did they do wrong?

I don't know why they would want a bunch of virgins anyways.

 

female suicide bombers get 13 inept, fumbling, self conscious, one minute male virgins

 

That's PITA bread, they eat with Falafel.

 

And they are all too busy playing Dungeons & Dragons to be intersted in girls yet.

 

proving once and for all that god really does not like suicide bombers

 

Beaten to the punch.

 

Or that he likes Dungeons and Dragons.

 

i think they just get the 12, and they have to ration them. it's recommended to only use one per milliion years, to keep the others fresh for as long as possible

 

As far as I know, the Islamic concept of the soul is that of purity, so they never actually devirginize them. And it is supposed to be 70 or 72 virgins. There is also the matter of controversy on the translation, of this, which may mean something entirely different, like dried fruit.

 

^so maybe suicide bombers actually get 72 prunes

 

Who wants a virgin anyways? I mean, if I'm gonna blow myself up I'd want an experienced woman to blow me down...

Silly Muslims...