What would you do?

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  1. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    So a friend of mine (who i happen not to like) wants me to get her two bottles of liquor for a party she's having.

    My options:
    A) charge her $60 and buy 2 bottles from my coke guy who also happens to sell liquor for $40 and score 20 bucks, no risk involved.



    B) Steal two bottles from this place, which I used to do all the time, but recently they've started cracking down more and someone I knew got caught. They let her off with no charges but that's because she was just holding it they didn't catch her trying to steal it. This way I'd make $60 instead of $20, but there's a pretty big risk of getting arrested.

    orrr

    C) Charge her $20 and take a few shots of random shit in my house (rum, tequila, water) and mix it all together. It would taste like complete shit but honestly I don't give a fuck because it's not my party and she doesn't really drink anyway so she probably won't know.


    Also, I'm not going to her party, because I have better things to do, and she lives really far away so I'd have to give the liquor to this guy I know who is going who lives near me, and then she would pay me back Monday with the money she's making from the party.


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    WWJD?
     
  2. lode

    lode Banned

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    Hehe, ordinarily I wouldn't respond, but since you asked what would Jesus do.

    Go with option A. And stay away from powder.
     
  3. lode

    lode Banned

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    Also, stay in school.

    Hooligan. :D
     
  4. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    Well If I were 15, I would report the entire conversation to her parents for immediate disciplinary action, and while I might lose a friend, I would gain the trust of my own parents who wouldn’t hesitate to leave me alone to secretly indulge in my own underage drinking parties [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  5. Zoomie

    Zoomie My mom is dead, ok?

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    Fill two bottles with urine and give them to her free.

    You get what you pay for.
     
  6. lode

    lode Banned

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    That is Shakespearean betrayal.
     
  7. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    Yeah, but if I did that then everyone at school would give me shit for it,
    and plus I doubt my mom would trust me even if I did do that.

    Also, I don't wanna ruin her party or anything, I just wanna make a little extra cash.
     
  8. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    I am in school. =P
    (unfortunately)
     
  9. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    Do what ever is nessisary.
     
  10. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    i'd take the money and the booze and go to a better party



    but actually, i'd just go with A
    superbad that shit right there
    :D
     
  11. Beckner420

    Beckner420 troll

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    You should atctually go with B, Find the biggest bottle of booze in the store (a texas micky, preferably JD) and walk out the doors and run.

    Ive done it twice, and if your lucky they'll mention the robbery on the radio.
     
  12. lode

    lode Banned

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    I hate inelegant crime.
     
  13. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    And your point? [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  14. Allonym

    Allonym cheesecake slut

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    what he said
    namely the stay away from powder
    honestly you dont need to be having lots of booze at a 15 year olds party, but, thats just my ancient opinion
     
  15. indian~summer

    indian~summer yo ho & a bottle of yum

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    ya you do, and weed
    you'll need lots of weed
    but yeah stay away from coke until you're 18
    :)

    when i was 15 my parents bought me a mickey every friday for parties :)
    just for me that is :D
     
  16. slave

    slave Member

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    Not A not B not C just buy it for the person and charge it 40, that's what I would do.
     
  17. paperPlanes285

    paperPlanes285 Member

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    ^ Yeah, but I like free money from rich bitches too much to do that.
     
  18. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    Listen kiddo, its perfectly clear what you should do in this situation. I'm sorry that some of the dumb fucks on here don't have a clue what they are talking about. Its obvious that you should rob the liquor store.
     
  19. DroopySnoopy

    DroopySnoopy The ORIGINAL Dr. Droop

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    Knock that bitch over and hit a hooker on the way home.
     
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