What men say

WE have all heard what woman say when they cum,lets hear what men say.I had a bf that used to say everytime and i mean everytime,and i quote'' i' m gonna cum,i'm gonna cum,oh baby oh baby,i ;m gonna fill you full of my hot spunk.The biggest load you've ever had, and it was, lol.I found it funny and it turned me on .Now guys and girls lets hear what you say our what you hear?

 

Sorry, but that's one of the funniest things I've eve heard.

 

Depends on the situation. If it's a non-serious one and I'm just looking to get off, I sometimes laugh at the tail-end of the orgasm as I intentionally inject goofy thoughts into my mind, such as getting caught wacking it and grinning a shit-eatin' grin at the person who caught me, or having an orgasm that causes me to fly around the room like a leaky balloon.

But generally I turn the otherwise grunts and groans into controlled breathing. I think that's sexier from either side, and it allows me to concentrate more on the actual sensations.

What's said before and after... well, that's the good part.

 

I actually laugh a lot when I cum. Probably similar to the crying thing it's so much feeling going through me that I have to laugh. Kind of like when I did nitrous I laughed because it was so intense and felt so strange. This is so intense and it feels so good that I laugh really hard. It's like an explosion of laughter...

my lover just told me "it's like two grunts and then a bunch of hysterical laughing" so there you go.

i've been known to drop some profanity as well.

 

For me, it's usually, mmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmm...oh, oh, oh, God, I'm gonna cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmph...mmmmph...mmmph.

 

Ugh...or Ah Yeah!

 

I don't say a word, hehe.

 

i let out a few moans and he just contracts his muscles. sometimes i get a heads up hah

 

lol, mine doesnt make any noise, he just tenses then relaxes and if hes on top flops onto me for like 5mins...unless hes really horny then i cant tell and later im like Are you gonna cum soon? and hes like I did, ages ago

 

I'm Gonna Cummmmmm - Argghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

 

My boy sometimes calls my name, or my pet name, he moans. I don't really care, it's all fucking hot.

 

The dick laughs too.. Ive never had someone laugh. I had a silent one who just squeezed his eyes shut and his body went rigid, another who moaned exactly like the beginning of Iggy Pop's Monster Men. extended ohhhs. another who just said fuck over and over and a long fuuuuuuck at the end. another who groweled. that was hot. he would growl low and near my ear. the current one, says lots of oh, laugh, oh, laugh, Ooooh.. hahahahahahahahhaah. its weird.. I like it when men make noise. i want to know you feel good too.

 

Previously much less noise, but now am willing to let go a bit, not to mention I'm getting better at having fabulously intense orgasms.
If I'm by myself I still am about silent, except usually it's such a strain to do that that some sort of grunt escapes, and then I'm gasping afterwards. With someone else, a lot of "oh gods" as it's getting close, and sometimes with incredible sex I end up screaming (though trying to muffle it... late at night, I don't want to disturb neighbors).

As for laughing, that does sometimes happen too, especially if stimulation keeps going after I orgasm, then I am gasping and laughing at the same time.

 

My bf says "I'm getting closer... Here it comes... Hold on.... Now" and he breathes in deeply and puts his hand on my shoulder.
haha.

 

I usually say, I can't stop, I'm gonna cum, because they usually say, don't cum, let's go longer. I had my favorite piece say this after screwing her three times and being about dead from it. She later said she had had 12 orgasms. I miss you Linda.

 

lol my bfs now added some Yesses and Oh yea to his orgasm vocab and one Oh God type thing

 

I got a "oh my fucking god" last night. That was a new one.

 

i am a male and when i masturbate or have sex i normally say stuff like ahhh or argghhhhh or oh yeah baby.

stuff like that

 

Aaaaaargh !!! panting ... more panting ... slump in a heap.

 

chortle.