What would they say?

Well I know I should put this in the writing section but I want to know what you guy's have to say. I want to write a very random discussion between to gate keepers and the person they won't let in the door. What would the two creatures say?

 

Don't come in please.

 

If you want to write something, maybe you should start by writing it yourself instead of asking others to write it for you. Not trying to be mean.

 

I'd be happy to write a whole big thing of dialogue, but I demand credit and a cut of any potential royalties.

 

"i am the keymaster..."

 

keep on knockin' but you can't come in!

 

The person trying to get in: "Hello, its the plummer."
Gatekeeper: "Who in the hell ordered a plummer."

 

this thread makes me wanna watch ghostbusters

 

Haha some good ideas. I would write it myslef but I'm too lazy...not to be mean. Its not for a project its just for my amusement. And yes you will get credit.

 

credit? can i trade my credits in for a cool prize?

 

Heres my writing advice for the day.

http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39215cc1d860115ce75a1b80004

 

I can't give you a cool prize...but I can give you a lame prize, like the satisfaction on being a creative being.

 

HAHA! ! That was one of the best Cheech & Chong bits ever.