I'm In Love Again

And this time it is with Eric Clapton. I've had feelings growing in my uvula for him for sometime. That's right. My uvula. That's where real love comes from. Now it's exploded out of my nose. But *shhhh* don't tell Daniel. He might get jealous.

Ah, but seriously, I have been finding myself rolling in a pit of infatuation with Clapton in recent times. I've been a fan for years, but I think he just surpassed the Beatles in my Top 10 list. Shit. Now what. Most of my wardrobe is Beatles t-shirts and I only have one Clapton shirt. I'm not sure how to solve this problem. Maybe you guys should start donating to my Eric Clapton collection. *puts out a donation box*

 

he married a girl from my sisters friends soccer team, and he lives somewhere around here some of the time, which is odd as hell

 

I'm going to come and live with you for a couple of weeks to stalk him, okay?

 

I am in love with Nicolas Sarkozy....

 

he's no boba fett

 

I'm in love with Queen Latifa, I just hope she doesn't lose too much weight now that she is the spokesperson for Jenny Craig.

"I like big butt's and I cannot lie.... "

 

I'm in love with Pat Benetar.

 

^pat benetar is pretty sexy

 

She's a real tough cookie with a long history....

 

Nicolas Sarkozy eh Piaf?
Ahh dont worry Ive been dabbling with his new Mrs , Carla Bruni , so their marriage is doomed to fail
Best thing is , despite newspaper reports she's isnt even 40 yet.
Ahhhhh to live in Ressotakips World....

I wonder , If she starts a divorce can she get claim the Presidency or something? ( like what mustve happened with the CLintons)Maybe I could get my face printed on French banknotes....?

 

I think I'm finally going to admit it, I think I will finally feel free... I am in love with Horshack from Welcome Back Kotter... I'd love to be in a sandwich with him and Bob Newhart...

I would fondle Chris Hardwick or Paul Rudd if given the opportunity though...

 

Clapton is god.

 

Yes...yes he is. *rolls around in imaginary bed of Clapton* I want to play naked leap frog with him while he sings Layla.

 

Sarkozy is so damn sexy....But I think I'd rather have one of his sons.

However, I dont think this thing between Carla Bruni and Nicolas Sarkozy is going to last long...even though they got married today.

And you know, I'd make such a perfect first lady.

 

Clapton is the ONLY person to be inducted into the Rock N Roll Hall of Fame with THREE different bands. Thats a pretty fuckin huge accomplishment right there.


I am in love with Jessica Alba. And Scarlot Johanson. And your mom

 

your practically brothers

 

I'm still in love with Pat Benetar. and Cindi Lauper.

 

I'm in love with stifflers mom

 

Hahahaha I wondered when that would show up.

 

I wish that I had Jessie's girl.....