Got wood?

can i vote even though i don't get boners?

 

I was wondering the same thing...

And I so want that T-shirt.

 

Go ahead, just imagine having a penis and what you think would excite it.

 

ooh i'm all excited! i don't know what to vote for.. i guess what gets my juices goin'.. hmmmm

 

Lol...you're easy to excite.

 

I voted for so on and so fourth cause I am not that easily turned on. It takes more...

 

so on and so forth... yeah.. but like .. well.. nevermind i'm staying on topic!

BONERS HAPPEN!

 

Totally.
And sometimes its cute when it happens.

 

i heat my house with both wood and pellets. wood makes more heat when it gets down to zero but the pellet stove is easier to keep running

 

for a while i thought guys only got hard when they see a hot naked chick or theyre gonna get sex soon or something..


then my guy friends were saying how when were in math class he gets hard all the time. which i find really confusing, because i was with him all the time in math class...and i never noticed...

anyway, boners most of the time are funny unless i like the guy. if not its like,awwww...look, youre hard. cute.

 

Lol....It seems that math classes were interesting...
I think its cute too..especially when guys get embarassed about it. So cute.

 

Oh, I have to have a reason. I can just be kickin' it.

But any of the things you mentioned are errection inspiring. Not all the time I mean. I can have conversations with women, or look at them and not get aroused. I don't like it really.

As I said before, I'm very proud of every erection I've ever had. Feels a bit like bragging.

 

I'm a girl but I do have a story that I experienced 2nd hand. My friend Stef decided it would be funny to slip a boy a viagra at lunch. It was sophmore year, I think. ANYWAYS, it was quite hilarious at the time for us, but he was kind of like, "What the fuck guys? What am I going to do with this?"

Oooh, hah.

 

I dont get hard when girls are just kissing or hugging me, but if im playing around with them i get hard. Only because when im messing around its only for my members benefit.

 

I am too old to get an erection nowadays, but in my younger year I got an erection at least twice a month.

 

Before Viagara, if that happened to me, I'd consider offing myself.

I mean, there are other things to live for. But pft.

 

i want this!!



i wish i had a penis
they're so much fun
if i had one, i'd play with it all the time!

 

So much fun.

I'm taking mine to the opera tommorow. Who knows what kinda wacky hijinks we'll get into.

 

Having a penis creates a hobby, and an addiction.

 

my brother keeps telling me to get a hobby, i was opting for crack, but i think a penis would be alot more fun
although crack is pretty productive

spenc if i get a penis maybe we can set our penises up on play dates so they can get into wacky hijinks together