Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

Man I was stumped when I first heard people wipe standing. My whole life I've been a seated wiper, assuming everyone else was, too. I experimented after I found out some people stand up, but it wasn't for me.

Apparently though, to the people who stand up it's as natural as sitting is to the ones who sit down.

 

I never heard of wiping while you were standing up. ..

it's like sneezing with your nose pinched.

 

Wiping is for losers...

 

i wonder what you grow back there, shroomy...oh. ew.