last night's dream

I was kinda thinking along the lines of you coming over N getting something fresh out the nozzle....

tee hee

 

I'm uhhh, terrified of giving birth to a child. If only because of my mother's stories of her episiotomy:

 

That's a whole different level of creepy.

But hey, I don't judge.

 

woah woah woah ..... why is that ladies anus so small?

 

Rosebud!

*dies in dramatic fashion*

 

I imagine ill have c-section. my mom had three, and im smaller.

 

you should fall in love with a midget !

 

Haha, that's an idea.

The idea of an episiotomy is horrifying. I know someone who had one and apparently they can't sit right to this day because of it.

Regardless of that, I can't really say motherhood is something I ever dream about.

 

Britney had a c section...

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/230/495145217_abd2df21a2_o.jpg

 

Along with her lobotomy?

 

LOL !!

I had to look up the definition of lobotomy... but yeah! that's probably what happened to her.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lobotomy

 

Many doctors don't do that anymore here....they just let you tear, because they say you heal easier that way.


Oh and yeah I have had pregnancy dreams. The last one - I woke up mad as hell. haha

 

ewww.
ewwww.
wtf.

ok. well. I want a baby. but i don't actually want to HAVE it....
I don't really have dreams of it as much as daydreams...so then I can consciously pick out my cute pregnant chick outfit...And think about how many people i'ma bitch slap for getting in my way.

 

A thread of proof that woman care far less about the act prior to conception but rather more of the conception!

 

I've had lots of dreams where I've had kids.

Never pregnant though.

 

Ive always had lots of pregnancy dreams...but they often end up with my baby being some sort of animal...like a rat, or a cat, or a goblin or other crazy things. I always wake up amused...

 

lol alex, you WOULD!

 

Nope...Never had that kinda nightmare.
And I hope I never will.

 

lol, I know it. I think out dreams say a lot about our character.