Do you wipe your ass standing up or sitting down?

Learned the hard way, eh clover?

 

Lol that diagram cracked me up.

 

the itching, the itching....
nah, fortunately enough for me, mommy gave me fair warning before disaster could strike.

 

Tell me something now .... what would the male equivalent of the yeast infection be like?

Hemroids?

 

Women can't get hemorrhoids?

 

Uh, I'd be more worried of getting a UTI than a yeast infection when it comes to wiping.

 

I don't know. I guess they could. But a man can get a yeast infection, but it isn't as bad.

Just wondering what the equivalent feeling might be like.

 

You must excell in wiping then.

 

I'm too far behind to read this whole thread .... get it... too far behind...lol

anyway,,

I wipe sitting down with high quality SCOTT toilet paper, and if I feed the kids more than twice a day I usually do a follow up wipe with Charmin wet wipes. I figure if they make a baby's tender little ass feel good, it will soothe my old turd extractor.

 

Of course,, this is the best way to wipe your ass.

and keep the twins fresh.

 

I have more redeeming qualities dear, that I am certain you would approve of.

 

Well, I certainly don't doubt that for a minute.

 

Oh, and I must say I am a little discouraged after seeing that dork you posted in your gallery.

There's no way he's better in the sack than me. But your pictures.... sexy as hell. Mmmm...

 

Ok, you got me... all I saw was her in her galley.

 

She deleted it.

 

Harumph!

I happen to like dorks.

 

You don't chuck the sprayer into the bowl. There's usually a spot for it next to the crapper, much like what holds the shower head.

I've utilized facilities that combined shower and bidet. You could go wild in those things, it was awesome.

 

I do it standing up. Is there any other way?

If I feel especially gross after some shits I'll get in the shower and wash my ass.

 

WHAT????

YOu wipe your ass standing up??

That's like gutting a fish with a spatula.

 

It's not near as painful as you make it sound.