I met with the sex toy rep

ahahahhaa. that's sweet.

deal.

 

ehehehe. now. we mainly deal with young matrons and middle aged women.

 

Oh my God , why do people keep calling me sweet ?

 

i dunno. sarcasm?

 

are you smoother in sweet fruity flavored lube?

 

I think us men should start a resistance against these dildo gatherings.

Your slowly going to put us out of work.

 

Could be.
Or maybe I am just a sweetheart...

 

men spoil a sex toy party? sad

 

Wow... that job sounds pretty cool.

Hah.

 

Fuck that,, if you still have the boxes,, I'd dip that shit in bleach and get my money back.

 

no. i'm already totally attached. it's just not happening. sometimes i just browse through my collection and feel a sense of joy and contentment.

 

YES omg most perfectest job for you ever. imean, um. ive been to two of em, one at hte universitys womens centre and the other at a friends house, both put on by this company: http://www.loveshackcanada.com/ who are pretty cool folks. the first lady (at the university) was a lot nicer and better than the second one though. second one just rubbed me wrong, dunno why
my guy and i planned on buying some stuff but we were broke at the time and keep forgetting ot set aside money for it. mostly some cuffs. mmmmm wrist and ankle cuffs

 

i've got two whips (plus a small one for my key chain) some bondage tape, some cuffs, a mask, some restraints of other sorts and come handcuffs. BWAHAHAHHA. the lady keeps asking if we're "enjoying out products." *snicker* duh.

 

ahahah... the one we were aiming to get was somethign like this one: http://www.loveshackcanada.com/p239/Our-First-Bondage-Kit/product_info.html
i already have wrist cuffs, but they dont come with ties like this one does. and i have a nice collar too, of course. we dont play dress up and tie up and such as much though as of late >.> hmmm, i ought to remedy that this week

 

ours isn't velcro. and the cuffs require keys.

 

that safe suds stuff is awesome, i saw it on the side bar, but i have this other stuff that is so great that i don't think i'll ever go back. it even smells really good.

 

oh, but don't bother with "tickler your fancy" or "tickle his pickle." i didn't learn a single new trick from either of those books. unless you're a virgin or something. then it would be handy.

 

i'm so visiting

 

aye aye
i have a big book of sex (forget the name of it, its on loan toa f riend. ive had 3 friends and my mother borrow it but, huge, over 600 pages, black cover with some illustrations on the front) and its freaking hilarious. didnt learn a huge amount of new stuff but it was hinteresting and had a really nice amusing take on everything. its one ill have to hunt down the name of because its definitely one i recommend

 

Can you get me a good deal on some floor models?