Confess your strangest thought/fanatsy that has made you cum.

Hi guys and girls. What is your strangest thought that has made you cum. When you have sex do you think of something else besides your lover that gets you off but your too afraid to tell them? Well what is it? Because I have some weird ones. :bigear: We're all ears. /listening

 

One time when me and my then boyfriend were having sex -- well that is a bad word for it. We weren't having sex, we were fucking. He had my ankles over his shoulders and was fucking me like child support was due. For some reason I imagined that I was a hooker/call girl and he was my "client"... god I came so freaking hard that I was paralyzed for a minute or so. I have no desire to actually do that but god damn, for some reason that got me off like nothing else.

 

HAHA!!!! OMG Ive had that hooker fantasy before too!

 

I think maybe it just popped into my head because he was fucking me so darn hard and animal like. Hrmm... any others.

This is going to sound incredibly corny and stereotypical but I used to to a boarding school and I would fantasize about being caught masturbating by one of my roommates who would then walk over to my bed and molest the hell out of me and then blackmail me into being her loveslave otherwise she'd tell on me. Hahah, thankfully I realized that probably wouldn't be the most realistic reaction so I was always careful not to get caught.

 

Okay, well when I masturbate I think of my girlfriends privates >.< My Girlfriends as in friend that is a female. Im not a lesbian as far as I know. I have been thinking this way my whole life. I never think of guys wile doing it. Its rare when I do. What does this mean? :drool:

 

Um, in what context? Do you just see a picture of them and thats it? Or do you think of your head between their legs AND their privates?

Really, the easiest way to find out if you're a lesbian is to date a girl. You'll quickly find out, and I don't just mean sex. If you can be sympatico and envision yourself with a girl your entire life then you may be a lesbian, or at least pretty bisexual.

Thats the one thing I may not have. I have found MANY girls that I'd love to lick from head to toe but I havent yet found one that I could envision myself growing old together. Of course, I havent yet found a boy who I could envision that either, so hmm..

 

I have visions of my face in thier wet pussies. Mostly images of them though. Like I came across this forum while googling 'women humping pillows' Cuz it turns me on watching. I have dated a girl. my best friend before (very beautiful) but I wouldnt want to spend my life with another woman. I like the protection and security a man gives me.

 

wow.. i feeling.. "boring" after reading that... i just imagine that i'm in the middle of an MFM.. and one of the guys is sucking my toes

 

An MFM? is that male female male?

 

That is pretty hot, Jia! :^)

 

Lonely - yeah, that's what MFM means.

Jia - I love the hooker fantasy. Sometimes my guy actually pays me like ten bucks and then fucks me as impersonally as possible...it's not quite the same, but I can pretend.

I'm trying to think of the craziest thing I've ever fantasized about now...how about being a bukkake girl and having like fifty guys cum all over me? No wait! Okay, here's one:

I'm enclosed in a wall, on my hands and knees, with the wall right around my waist. I'm required to make polite conversation with anyone who comes up and talks to me on my face side, but anyone who wants to can also go around to the other side and fuck me in my pussy or in my ass, however they want to. In my fantasy, I'm chatting with an older gentleman when he sees me wince a little. He asks, "Is someone fuckig you right now?" in a kindly tone. I say "Yes...someone's just putting it in my ass now." He asks me if it hurts, and I admit that it hurts a little.

He makes a sympathetic noise and caresses my cheek, and we keep talking for a few minutes, me trying to concentrate on the conversation while an unknown person fucks my ass from behind. Finally he says, "Well, would you mind sucking my cock for me?" I answer "Of course not, sir," because that's how I'm required to answer when anyone wants to do anything to me. He stands up and takes his cock out and I obediently suck him off...I usually cum myself just as both guys are cumming in both ends of me.

That's borrowed somewhat from some crappy French soft porn movie I saw once...hope it's strange enough for you!

 

sure as hell turned me on molly

 

Strange that is, Molly. And interesting. I am actually seeing some metaphor there, which you might find cheesy, or not. It seems like you are divided into your civilized above-the-waist self and your other animal self. Your more human upper half is required to behave in a civilized manner while the other part is just for whatever anyone wants to do with it. Then of course your more human part is sexualized as well, the turn-on being your helplessness. Just a thought.

 

I have fantasized about 3 of my wife's best friends, treating me like their sex slave.

 

One of my fantasies goes into the realms of Sci-Fi - in particular a bit like in the film Total Recall, where it is possible to not only physically participate in whatever sexual act you like, but be able to experience the sensations of someone else as well.

Can you just imagine what it might be like to have a pair of some sort of electronic headsets where you wear one & your partner wears the other so that instead of experiencing your own sexual feelings you experience those of your partner instead, whilst still maintaining control of your own body.

By using this method I would love to experience what a woman feels through her vaginal sensors as I penetrate her. Conversely, she would experience what it feels like to have a penis being stimulated to orgasm.

As the biology of males & females is essentially the same, I imagine the sensations are probably virtually identical in most respects - but just imagine the sensation of being filled by your own penis, or (from the female point of view) knowing what it feels like to release that measure of semen at the point of orgasm.

 

Isn't this like the film Demolition Man, with the technopsychic sex thing anyway? I don't remember that from Total Recall.

Edit to add: Well, regardless of where it came from that fantasy is fucking hot.

 

<blockquote>I have visions of my face in thier wet pussies. Mostly images of them though. Like I came across this forum while googling 'women humping pillows' Cuz it turns me on watching. I have dated a girl. my best friend before (very beautiful) but I wouldnt want to spend my life with another woman. I like the protection and security a man gives me.</blockquote>

That's awesome, LonelyGirl85. I have a particular affinity for women humping pillows. I had a girlfriend who did that back when I was 21-22, and it always really got me hot. She would start humping the pillow (gave her orgasms she could control better) and then I would slide my dick between her pussy and the pillow, and ride her and the pillow while she rode the pillow and my dick. We'd both end up cumming and the apartment complex where I lived made a fortune on the laundry that we did. Everybody won!

As far as the weirdest thoughts that got me off, it's hard to say. I've never fantasized about animals, although I have fantasized about watching women do it with animals (such as dogs), and I have fantasized about doing my sister, who is 13 months younger than me, although I haven't thought about that since I was in my late teens/early 20s. I've had the pleasure of reading all of Nancy Friday's books (My Secret Garden, Forbidden Flowers, Women On Top, etc.), which deal with female fantasies, and there are many strange things in there that really get my cock sprouting and spurting, but I'd have to say the weirdest thing was something that happened to me and my wife before we were married.

A few months after my wife and I decided to become a couple, she was raped by someone who lived nearby and said he had been watching her. He broke into her apartment by cutting through a screen and unlocking the door by sticking his arm through the louvered windows on the door. I lived in a different part of the city and was unable to help her when it happened. We had her locks changed and made sure the louvered windows were closed, and I stayed with her the next night for comfort. Well, he came back. He had stolen her purse when he came the first night, so he had keys to the apartment, but we had changed the locks. We slept fitfully that night, and then about 2:00 in the morning, we were awakened by a scream from the woman in the next-door apartment. We called the police and told them what we thought was happening (that he was now raping the next door neighbor) and they showed up. Long story short, the police distracted him enough for the woman next door to escape. She came screaming out of her front door buck naked and ran into our apartment, where we had the door open. I wrapped a blanket around her to cover her, and we tried to console her while the police went about getting the guy inside her apartment to come out. He eventually came out and was subdued and handcuffed, and my wife was sent out to try to identify him from the night before.

Anyway, I know it's totally disgusting, but maybe it helped me deal with the impotence I felt at the time of having my girlfriend (who is now my wife and been my partner all these many years since that first happened) raped, but I used to fantasize about my wife's neighbor and her incredible body as she came running at me in abject terror from her rapist as I wrapped the blanket around her. I have a soft spot for helping out the damsel in distress. It never fails to give me a major hard-on. When my wife or girlfriends I have had in the past, or even female roommates I hardly knew have been upset about something and need comforting, I sport major wood. It's probably my dick sensing vulnerability and a chance to spread my seed around, but whenever I sense women in a vulnerable state, my dick gets hard and I get very horny. So, I pictured her running into my arms and me comforting her and fucking the shit out of her as she wanted and needed my comforting, or, even worse, me being her rapist and fucking her and making her cum. I even used to fantasize about me raping my own wife or being the rapist. Maybe it was to regain "ownership" or something. That was 15 years ago this coming summer, and I haven't thought about those things for a long, long time, but they are there and they are a part of me. So, I would have to say thaty is the weirdest thing that has eve gotten me off--fantasizing about seducing my just-raped neighbor or raping her myself, along with fantasizing about being my wife's rapist.

At least the real rapist is in prison still, and will end up dying there. He was sentenced to over 150 years of mandatory time. Thankfully, he didn't know that he would have been better off killing his victims than letting them live to testify to multiple counts of rape.

 

Hmm....I think a lot of people get off on rape fantasy. Its weird. The REAL thing is horrible and Im thankful its never happened to me. And Im sorry for those that its happened to. But my x bf and I used to role play as the victum and rapist. I would literally scream and run up and down the stairs as he tried to catch me. Then he would force himself on me as I resisted as best as possible to keep his hard cock from inserting my wet pussy. It was akward for me to tell him I wanted this, but he ended up liking it more than me. And he would really hurt me sometimes. I liked it though and I told him to do it. There is a difference from being turned on by it and to actaually do the real thing and hurting someone else or killing them to get themselves off. These are ONLY fantasies for us. We do not support rape.

 

I would NEVER do an animal or dog but sometimes it turns me on watching a woman get fucked by a dog. PLEASE dont ask me why this is sometimes sexy! It makes me sick to think of it happening to me. But theres something about watching these freaks get down online when Im horny.

 

You mean you can actually see that online? Wow, didn't know that. There is something very exciting about the idea that a woman would be so horny that she'd do a dog to get herself off.