So I met these guys from Finland today

It was interesting.

 

are they hot ?
how old are they ?
what do they do ?
where did you meet them ?
are they rich ?

 

I knew this Norwegian dwarf who was a dive master once. He used to woo all the slutty British girls into showering naked with him.

 

I knew this angry drunk midget who you used to yell at girls and dogs until he ran out into the street and was killed by a car

what a little asshole he was

 

lol...

you'd think she would share some of that stuff with us !

 

I once knew this guy...and ummm...yeah.

 

why not ?
then why make a thread about it ? :huh:

 

well they definitely weren't midgets, more like giants.. and they looked like albinos.. pretty scary and.. well basically stereotypical vikings.

and when one of then opened his mouth to talk I had to think of something sad.

there, I'm really mean.

but it was just these two guys though, I'm sure they're not all like that in Finland.

 

That's a funny way for a midget to die.

Almost as funny as this.

 

well, I ve never met any guys from Finland.
I can just say...
German guys - stingy and cheap
Russian guys - hot but arrogant
Croatian guys - very macho and very sexy
Italian guys - very sensual and irresistible
French guys - oooh la la

 

I wish I could have seen that ! arty:

 

HOLY FUCK

that is the weirdest story i have ever read

this little asshole midget claimed he was in this movie:

 

he probably was.. I mean.. where do they find so many midgets? they gotta take all the ones that exist.. cause there can't be so many..

 

I bet they all have an agent

 

Well, the news story is actually fake.

I do wish it was real.

The Ice Pirates looks like a winner.

 

I want a midget, they are pimp! imp2:

 

Hahahaha

...

I hope I'm not like that

 

Hell I had to meet some German guys for a company I worked for and they were anything but cheap. They rented the best Hotel, and had room service pour the beers in and would not let me pay a dime for anything.

I flew to NY to meet them and they had a limo pick me up, we talked for maybe an hour and the rest of the weekend was a wild bash blur. I drank so much beer I sloshed when I moved. I can still hear "Drink up Jim, drink! Eat, theres plenty" Man and how the hell they find women that look that hot is beyond me. 6 guys and a room full of very well dressed women who were so so kind (not hooking or sex) just the best of company for ya!

 

That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.

 

Perhaps coincidence...

But the few finnish folks I've met were a bit strange, something different about em, hard to put the finger on.

Makes me wanna go to finland and investigate