The last man left alive on the planet sat alone in a room...

...then he heard a knock at the door.

 

You sure this isn't a mindfuck? They have a forum for that where you might get a better response if that's what you want. I'll bite though. what happened to this man?

 

That's a good question.

 

i bet it was Mormons anyways. i wish i could tell him to turn off his lights and hide behind the sofa.

 

The LAST man left alive ON THE PLANET sat alone in a room..

 

well the guy was a fool not to go after the hot Mormon Women at his door

 

It'd be highly likely something fell over and hit the door.

 

or there was a girl at the door, or Jehovah's Witnesses

 

a whole lot of hot polygamist mormon chicks would work out fine for me. What a scenario. I smell an adult film plot... no that's just jizz.

 

You'll find no bigger fan of old time radio - I have dozens of CD's from the Shadow to X-Minus One


http://shiversradio.blogspot.com/2006/04/mr.html

look under KNOCK


Hotwater

 

there's also the paranoid satire: the last man in the world sat alone in his room. there was a lock on the door!

if you leave out the "he heard" you have what is reputed to be the shortest possible short story in the amerenglish language.

that's where i heard of these, when i was in a science fiction society. i was actually unawaire that it had been used in an episode of the shadow however.

always glad to learn such fun little odd bits like that.

(my luck it would probably be the friggin "JW". wouldn't mind if it was a cat, or some odd looking person from some other world or something. or if it was just the wind that would be cool too. as long as i had some way to happily live out my days, like that guy living in the library with his cats in logan's run. wish i was him.)

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Hahahahaha Evil i 13, you're a crack up man. keep up the jokes

 

its probably the feds.

 

A last man left alive on the planet sat alone in a room.. and then he heard a knock at the door, and it seemed that that knock on the door was from the 1948 short story "Knock" by Frederick Brown, from the series X Minus one. And Michael Savage is that asshole on the radio that my dad always listened to and later got me addicted to like crack.