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A Drunken 6' 4" Hobbit

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by BFG_Rob, Sep 20, 2004.

  1. BFG_Rob

    BFG_Rob Banned

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    Last winter, I was in a club with friends I hadn't seen in ages. I was so overjoyed to see them, that I drank every drink they bought for me. Regretfully I hadn't noticed they were all different so, within 2 hours, I was pretty out of it. My friend found me in a corner I don't recall falling into and tried to get me walking. My legs were jelly. The owners of the club thought I was drugged up and I had to leave. So picture this if you will: One guy in a kilt being thrown over the shoulder of another guy in a kilt. As the 'carrier' staggers towards the door, he says to the carcass thrown over his back, "You can't carry your liquor, Mr. Frodo. But at least I can carry you!"

    True story.

    "May the dark one hold you in his clutch...er, I mean, safe trip!" :p
     
    BFG_Rob, Sep 20, 2004
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  3. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    ....Reason #857 that I don't drink....
     
    Strawberry_Fields_Fo, Sep 20, 2004
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  5. jerry420

    jerry420 Doctor of everything Lifetime Supporter

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    july 30th i went to the bar to celebrate my friend josh's 22 b-day,
    i was wearing moccosans and i lost one of them...true story
     
    jerry420, Sep 20, 2004
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  7. BFG_Rob

    BFG_Rob Banned

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    I haven't had the urge to drink since then.
     
    BFG_Rob, Sep 20, 2004
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  9. soulinafishbowl

    soulinafishbowl Member

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    LOL thanx for the smile.
     
    soulinafishbowl, Sep 20, 2004
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  11. kitty fabulous

    kitty fabulous smoked tofu

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    you sure about that? i've got a nice delicious bottle of mead in my fridge that pressed rat doesn't seem to want...
     
    kitty fabulous, Sep 20, 2004
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  13. BFG_Rob

    BFG_Rob Banned

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    Mmmm... meady gooooodness.... Well.... I suppose a small smmmackerel of mead wouldn't hurt.... tum tee tum tum.... ;)
     
    BFG_Rob, Sep 20, 2004
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