Something funny/sexual happened today

So I was returning from work as usual, very tired, and went in the subway. As I was waiting for it, I went to the last one, the first one behind because I saw a hot girl, a beautiful one. Turns out she was with 2 other friends of hers. So I said in myself, wow she's beautiful, so was her other friend. And her other friend (a black girl) that wasn't good looking. Anyway, at one point, one of them fall down and they laughed like idiots. I started laughing but they didn't saw me. At that point, I knew they were drunk as fuck!

So anyway, there's was this guy close to them, and one of her friends called her a pussy. I don't know why but I knew after. One of them went on the guy and put her mouth on his dick(basically they were telling her friend, do it or you're a pussy), well technically his jeans of course. I burst laughing like crazy!!! I kinda wanted some hahaha, so then the black girl sees me and laughs while making eye contact with me. Then they talk for about 3-4 seconds and one of the girl comes on me and oh god she was cute as hell(it was the one that put her mouth on the guys dick), and she said how old are you. I told her 17 and she laughed. I told her to go sit down (trust me I don't know why I said that, I'm not used in these kind of situations. Then I remember asking her, what did u drink, she said koniack(do I spell like this?, anyway its a hard drink, i know it) I tell her how old are you? And she says 15 but she looked 16-17. So anyway she hits my head and laughs and go sits with her friend(because I told her shes too young). She mentioned that we are only 2 years apart and it's true. I shouldn't have told her to go and sit down.

But to hell with that, she was drunk as fuck. So anyway, when they got off, they were acting like crazy. God..

Oh ya I didn't mention this, that girl that talked to me, putted her 2 fingers between her mouth and used the sign that ur licking a vagina(before she comes and talks to me). I'm sure you guys know it. I started laughing man haha. Maybe I could have gotten head haha.

I should have asked for her name or email or something. God I feel stupid.

After 2 minutes, they all got off. Then it was my stop, my turn to get off.

 

Your "stupidity" probably kept you from losing a testicle.

 

it is spelt cognac

I am an alcoholic in the making *sips her drink*

 

I'd have been more concerned with the clap then her age by that point.

Free loves awesome. Anonymous sex with strangers is gross. I'll let you find that line.

 

The line is somewhere between teenage pregnancy and crabs.

 

Gosh, you guys are so gullible. Little drunk girls in groups making overtly sexual jokes may be the least likely to ever have sex with a stranger.
Can you spell "cock-teasing"?

I'd be less surprised to find out they were all virgins than that they had the clap. lol

 

It kind of stuck out to me how you emphasized that one of the girls was black.

Other than that, I have nothing to say.

 

Don't you know that black people can stain your clothes if they touch you with the back of their hand??

 

I noticed that too. :huh:

 

does putting "a black girl" in parenthesis mean that he was emphasizing her importance??

maybe he was just trying to point out that she was special,,, or indicate that she was of a different race.

SlydeHippie's post kinda irks me... like his little alarm went off when he read that someone identified a black person, as black.

I was in a prison cell that holds 30 inmates with 29 niggers, and the only reason I identify them as niggers... is because that's how they identify with each other. Black men call each other ******. But it's not acceptable when a white person sais it.... horse shit !

 

Goddamn sand niggers takin' over our economy.

 

I always thought it wasnt neccesary to emphasize race too, but I dunno man. My black friends do it more than me and most other white people I know. Its always like "yeah that white girl.."

 

The latter of which is only slightly more sexy

 

I never even noticed an issue of race in the paragraph. I'm not so sure he did either.

 

i really don't see where the "funny" part comes in with this post. Or the "sexual" part either really. You got no action.

And it was 15 year old chicks, wasted?...yeah. youd be fucked if you didnt keep your hands to yourself.
You think you're way hotter, and way more invencible then you really are. till you wake up in the morning and you feel like shit for just sucking off a random guy.

not that i'd know.

 

Hahaha

 

Well, I apologize for not been 100% accurate. I should have said awkward, instead of funny/sexual. Sexual because of what they did, not what I did. And funny because it was funny, I don't see these things everyday.

 

Since you said ''you guys'', I assume you're a woman? God, you're so anti-male. People like you are worthless. I don't like people like you, that think they are better than everyone else.

 

really? I see those things atleast once everyday. where do you live? buy me a ticket there?

and no. it really wasnt that funny. but to each his own.

 

Well, congratulations! Where do I live? None of your business. Well, that's your problem if you didn't find it funny. I never asked for your opinion.