surprise surpise at the bar

so i'm surprising my cousin at a nearby bar. she thinks she's meeting my sister there. my sister isn't going out though. but i came home, secretly. surprised my sister, and now going to surprise my cousin

 

i thought about goin to the bar, thats no surprise

 

That is cool, she gonna be buying ya under the table? Then she is gonna have to drag ya home? LOL

 

That is so exciting! yay for you! Have fun tonight love.

 

so yea, my cousin was like WTF when she saw me at the bar haha. she had waited outside for like 10 minutes, before she called my sister to ask where she was haha.. she finally came in and saw me drinking at the bar

then she had a friend show up...who i had boxed many years ago. this guy named chris. haha. i haven't seen him in years. but yea, my cousin at first thought we might have hated each other because i said we had faught - but i told her we were cool because we fought in the ring. so yea, was cool seeing him and catching up.

good night

 

oh and to top it off - i was locked out of my house. yea..sucks...so ihad to sneakily climb up the back stairs of the neighbors and climb over onto my porch to open the porch door...so lame and so silly after drinking

 

What a surprising idea...

 

i went and took a piss before i left. a guy just got in there before me. so i went to the toilet while he was at th urinal. then some guy came in. and after i finish he goes "that was the longest duel piss i've ever witnessed - you guys pissed forever"

i was a bit creeped out by that