My roomate went off to join the circus.

Not actually. But he asked me to handle his creditors that keep calling while his bankrupcy goes though.

I warned him that's what I was goig to say too.

Help me think of some others.

Pirate.
Amnesia.
Monastary.
Patrick died before that loan was taken out... AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

i had another dream about joining the circus last night
man

he's gone to hollywood to become a star
he's gone to europe to start a new life
he was attacked my ninjas last night and cannot come to the phone right now
he's decided to swim across the atlantic ocean, he's dead to me now
while on acid last night he tried to fly...and succeeded

 

Start taming lions. You just gotta show 'em who's boss, then they'll respect you.

Yeah those are pretty good.

 

i'm wanting to be more of the fire breather/eater
last night i was spinning fire poi in my dream
i'm so doing it!

 

he's out on a Knife Season Cougar Hunt.

 

He's having his first bowel movement in a week.

 

"He is being held as a terrorist."

 

He's living in a small hut in Cambodia.

He became a secret service agent for the antarctic penguin brigade.

He went to the market for milk and never came back.

He was sitting in the drive through at McDonald's when a strange clown grabbed him and hauled him off to the Play Place kicking and screaming.

He's a ghost.

 

hes going through a sex change
he moved to greenland
hes gone blind dumb and deaf

 

He's at practice, his team is going to the Super Bowl.

He's run off to join a traveling sideshow.

He's a mime.

 

My nextdoor neighbor and good friend growing up got in trouble with the law when he was 16 and to avoid juvey ran off to the circus, only it wasn't as highbrow as the circus, but a traveling carnival. He ran a booth called "cover the spot" and came home one season with gangrene of the toes from standing in the midwest mud for a month. It was really disgusting. :ack: Lucky he didn't lose the foot.

 

He's decided not to pay his bills this year, or ever.

 

He got his tongue cut out while doing charity work for abused children and he won't be able to speak for himself anymore

 

Everyone needs to get away from it sometime.

I like Lennon's remark about the circus years after the Beatles broke up. While at a circus with Yoko and Sean, he was asked by a reporter whether he ever thought about giving it all up and joining the circus. He replied, "I've already given it up. I just haven't decided where to run."

.

 

well my roommate is black.

 

chuck norris took him in his sleep