Male equipment, what do you call yours?

Mines called Tony lol

 

mines called "Burt" after Burt Reynolds, its the moustache i guess!

 

"Fucking Huge". Strangely, he must be somewhat well known. Every time I've got it out for a woman, she's exclaimed "Whoa, it's Fucking Huge!"

I guess it feels good having a celebrity penis

 

Mine is called Spike

 

The girls call me Huge Penis :drool:

Or was it Big Prick :&

 

Sir Lance Alot.
Frankenstien.- those were names given my member by a few lucky ladies.

Hi KC,
It's been a long time.
Do you remember me from back in the day? You had me get "Captain Fun" tattooed on my cock.
lol, I just had the urge to poke fun at you.

 

John Thomas.

 

Roger

 

Is that in a confirmation?As in:

John Thomas. Roger that!

 

that sounds like somethin i'd do.

 

I call mine John Wayne because John Wayne was such a cock

 

and it lists a bit to the right?

 

um last week i nicknamed my bfs Fishfinger for a while...cos it smelled like one lmao, if that nickname stays he gonna kill me

 

Frank.

 

urgh fish finger, Cock or slaghammer. it also goes under the ailias 'Lord Sauron' to an ex yes yes she was a geek lol

 

me and my ex-gf named mine 'dooberry' which im still quite happy with

Me and this other girl started calling it 'dooflop' and then that was our nickname for each other and pretty much everything else our brain wasnt ready to process the name for.

E.G sitting at home watching T.V, hey pass the dooflop!

oh the hilarity.