some original ideas, please

I'm only 17 and don't plan on buying anal sextoys at the store nor do I plan on ordering them

I have searched for a while and when you ask for some homemade sex toy ideas all you usually get is people saying felt pens, markers. fingers. vegetables, and a toilet plunger handle

so I'll start this thread for the people who are getting tired of the same old things

this thread is for orig(anal) ideas only please give me some fresh ideas

I'll start I like to use plastercene cause I can shape it into whatever size and spape I want

I hope this idea brings you joy
now please give me some that I haven't heard before

 

I won't judge just tell me something new

 

try to fit your entire head in your gf's asshole, make sure u got your oxygen tank on though

 

I think if I had one she might object to it but its original so thanks

 

no, you should carve your sextoys out of huge idaho potatoes...they're more or less recyclable.

 

I've tried that one before I think it worked out well

but its original so thanks

 

rubber chicken.

 

next time I see one I'll buy it

thanks anyway

 

I've always thought that smooth cigar cases would do nicely as a dildo.

Also, when I worked at GNC, they sold some gimicky thing called a "protein shot" or something similar. Well, it came in a plastic, vile looking container the size of a pretty decent dick.

Have fun shopping.

 

sounds good keep em coming people

or should I say keep me coming
yeah thats right I made a pun and I stand by it

 

I've put balloons on the end of my shower hose (I took the shower head off)
then filled it with water inside my ass

Warning! keep the water level low

 

The cross bar of a bicycle U-lock is about the right diameter and length.

 

Make your own, not difficult. Buy a condom (you're not too shy to do this right?) then buy some soft clay at a craft store. Mold a phallic type shape and slide it into the condom. Now the key here is you may need to use multiple condoms, maybe saran wrap, something to wrap tightly around your cock here so it keeps its shape. Then remember to put a condom on him prior to use.


Thats just the quick n dirty method. It is also not too difficult to really make one. You can create your phallic shape of your dreams out of the soft clay then get liquid latex from a hobby store. Coat the cock in some lubricant first, like vaseline or KY or something so you can take it out later. Then paint paint the latex on the clay. You're going to need quite a few layers as well as a bunch at the base. It takes about a week for the latex to dry enough that it wont peel to pieces.

After a week squeeze the clay out of the mold slowly then get your calking gun and silicone (you can buy this at a hardware store but I advise strenuously to check the label to make sure it is 100% silicone and has no chemical additives, some calks do which would prove bad for you.) Cut a hole in the cardboard at the bottom (what you've been standing your cock up on while you worked on it, let it dry) and carefully fill the mold with the silicone. Silicone takes 24 hours to dry, after that seperate it from the mold and there you go -- one dildo to your specifications.

As an added bonus you can reuse the mold and make as many as you like. Most common colors of silicone they sell in the hardware store is white or clear but there are other colors too if you find them behind the generic ones. I got pink.

 

well that was long and vary helpful, a little confusing but still thank you very much

 

If you're a boy you can even create a mold of your own penis -- might be a little weird to fuck yourself on a fascimille of your own cock though I think it would be pretty hot though.

 

me too

 

this comment is just to bring this thread back to the top

but keep those ideas coming people