"I Can't Come In To Work Today Because..."

I have a date with an angel.

 

I have the lazy disease.

 

my dog took an amazingly large crap on me and i cant move

 

ahhh....yes....lazyitis....I get that often

 

I have become petrified.

 

I dropped a quarter in the toilet and it slid down the hole so I put in my arm up to the elbow and dislocated my shoulder.

 

You fired me last week. Remember?

 

I saw a penis on the television.

 

The dark side is calling me.

 

My ear is making a clicky noise.

 

Dog shit in the floor.

 

I can't come into work today because I spend all my time on Hipforums writing about why I can't come into work. :beatnik2:
:smartass: :spliff: :hysterica

 

They won't let me, I don't know who they are, but they won't let me.....

 

Car trouble

 

its someones birthday........

 

Car trouble

 

I have to help FlyingBurritoBro fix his dang broken down car......

 

They're selling creamed corn at the Piggly Wiggly 2 for a dollar!

 

i cant come to work today becuase im too busy thinking of ways to improve our company..just give me a month or two to prepare my finding b4 presenting them to you=]
xxxxx

 

....I tripped and fell into a bottle of vodka