perverted things you used to do when you were younger

edyb123 · Jan 18, 2008

Thats awsome man.. whatever floats your boat i guess.

SlydeHippie · Jan 18, 2008

Ahaha!!

That was great bro.

If it makes you feel better all of my cousins are extremely gorgeous. And they play around with my afro and sleep with me in bed when they sleepover.

I get up because I have to "take a crap".

Masturbation Nation....... hehe.

Mitok · Jan 18, 2008

I'm also a member of the association of cousin lovin'.
I'll just say this: C 40

slave · Jan 18, 2008

I'minmyunderwear said:

well, around the time you're talking about here, i used to have this fetish for rough things rubbing around in my asshole, so i used to sneak into your house while you were in your cousin's room and masturbate while brushing inside my anus with your toothbrush
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toothbrush man that is twisted... so how does it feels?

crankyelbow · Jan 18, 2008

LMFAO.

Real or not.

LMFAO.

slave · Jan 18, 2008

Bronson said:

post some nasty shit you used to do (or still do) ...

when i was younger i used to go to my uncles house every summer and go swimming. now my cousin is hot, so one time while changing out of my wet bathing suit in the bathroom, i noticed a pile dirty laundry. sitting at the top of it was this thong. i realized that it was obviously my cousins (i hope) and being that she was hot, i did the only thing that any young boy in my situation would have done: sniff it.

so since that day, every time i used to go there for that entire summer i used to find her thongs and lick them/sniff them. but after a while though it got kinda boring, and i craved more pervertedness. so one day i told everyone i had to go to the bathroom (which happened to be right next to her room).. i used that excuse as cover but in reality i wanted to see the motherload of thongs...

so when i got into her room i checked her top drawer and there they were. i did the only reasonable thing at this point that anyone else would have done: took my pants off, put the thong of my choice on and jerked off. this became a sort of a ritual for me every week i would go there. i had quite the collection of cum stains going on in the corner of her room.

the best part though is when i went one time, as i was searching through the drawer, my hand felt something very rubbery. i didnt know what it was so i pulled it out. it happened to be this dick shaped pink dildo. i couldnt believe it and i was shocked that i was holding this dildo. so at that point i did the only logical thing that anyone else would have done in my situation: tried to deepthroat it and see how far i could go. after i took it out of my mouth i noticed there were some pubes on it so i got kinda grossed out

anyway all this came to an end because one time my aunt caught me in my cousins room...i told her i was looking for video games and she believed me, it was a close call though. aside from that, my cousin started locking her door..i guess she noticed that her thongs were being moved/or maybe that they started smelling like shit since they were inside my ass. either way she started locking her door and that was the end of that era.

your turn.
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It is great to be free... most of the people wouldn't tell it... but you are free... I think it isn't bad at all...

seamonster66 · Jan 18, 2008

If you were retarded enough to do this type of activity, why would you write about it online

oh right, because you are retarded

lovelyxmalia · Jan 18, 2008

Ya know...I always thought I was a pretty kinky bitch. After seeing some of the replies to this post, I take that back...I'm old fashioned, too traditional, and overall boring when it comes to my sexual fantasies turn-ons

SlydeHippie · Jan 18, 2008

lovelyxmalia said:

Ya know...I always thought I was a pretty kinky bitch. After seeing some of the replies to this post, I take that back...I'm old fashioned, too traditional, and overall boring when it comes to my sexual fantasies turn-ons
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Your typical Hot-bod guy turns you on eh?

Nothing like having sex on high speed clouds?

lovelyxmalia · Jan 18, 2008

compared to you guys...yeah haha

SlydeHippie · Jan 18, 2008

* John begins to day dream about high speed cloud sex.*

Lol, that's alright. Atleast this means you don't expect TOO much out of a guy in bed.....
Or do you?

lovelyxmalia · Jan 18, 2008

Haha you don't even know the half of what I expect in bed!

I'm usually pretty laid back and stuff...but there are some things I'm a tad picky about!

fitzy21 · Jan 18, 2008

lovelyxmalia said:

Haha you don't even know the half of what I expect in bed!

I'm usually pretty laid back and stuff...but there are some things I'm a tad picky about!
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picky about what?

Bronson · Jan 18, 2008

lovelyxmalia said:

Haha you don't even know the half of what I expect in bed!

I'm usually pretty laid back and stuff...but there are some things I'm a tad picky about!
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You sound like a snobby little girl. I'm sure your boyfriend has done more disgusting things than I did.

lovelyxmalia · Jan 18, 2008

Ehh...I'm picky about some stuff. I've had my fair share of super awesome kinkiness...and I'm still all up for it...but it takes me a little longer to get turned on than to see my cousin's underwear and start sniffing...yuck!

And bronson...I'm not snobby...I'm a bitch-big difference there. I'm also normal. I have my fantasies, some things people consider to be strange...but I do not go and flaunt that online and I do not openly discuss that stuff like you did.

I know everything my boyfriend has done. We talk about that stuff openly...but nothing he has done has even almost compared to the extreme...well...weirdness of what you have done. It's just strange in my book...it isn't in yours-that's great! It is in mine.

Penny · Jan 18, 2008

according to my graphological analysis.. I WANT to have a perverted mind.. haha

DroopySnoopy · Jan 18, 2008

Backing slowly out of the room......:leaving:

I'minmyunderwear · Jan 18, 2008

slave said:

toothbrush man that is twisted... so how does it feels?
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oh god it's such a wonderous feeling! i highly recommend it to anyone who has the means

LetLovinTakeHold · Jan 19, 2008

One time

At band camp

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