without fear...

Discussion in 'Stoners Lounge' started by makesmomcry420, Jan 18, 2008.

  1. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    ...post your most insane, crazy, fucked up fantasy. it doesnt matter what it is, just let everyone know.

    and since i started this thread, i have to post first.

    about a month ago i saw this video online of this stripper/hooker who was possessed by demons, i think her name was angela, but i can never make out her last name, so yea anyway, when i become a rock star, i wanna find her and make her my companion for life, not have sex with her, just have her like hang out with me, take care of her, have her speak for me, and just be around. seems cool.

    either that or be possessed by the demons by the name of "legion" (you know the one that jesus put in the pigs) just seems like a fun experience
     
  2. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    haha no way am i posting my most insane fantasy, im hugely creative and imaginitive, so that shit is for me ok.
     
  3. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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  4. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ok ill post a lesser one just because you commented so nicely =)

    i HATE my college. i stand in the outside area smoking a cigg, with all these black and white fucks listening to hip hop and talking like jamaicans all over, and the worst xD the indians/iraqis/afghanistanis are all in it too xD. so yeah, i kinda stand there, smoking my ciggs, listening to metalica, and just going on complete mindfucking trips. i know the perfect vantage point from a building closeby, i just envision camping there with a .50 barret just fireing on everyone with theyre phone out playing music, or theyre pants at theyre knees or new era hats. an i mean seriously envision it, slowmo of the bullet hitting the skull from a bystanders perspective, squirt of blood... slight lean back....back of head flying... brain matter and blood spraying full out...body flies back.... everyone is like wtf....2sec silence.... i orgasm at the fact that for once, every one has shut the fuck up.... every one screams.... i start popping more brains....
    the blacks lift theyre trousers up and run.... the whites drop theyre grime playing music and run.... then i detonate C4 at the entrance and kab00m bitches party is over all goin home... then theres a parade and im made president of the world....

    ^ yeah thats actually all real, i was pissed off oneday at college and thats what i managed to think of while finishing my cig. also im not insane, i cant help the fact that my brain is very creative, and i enjoy fantasining different scenarios... i mean atleast i can tell them from real life... if i couldnt id be on the news right now
     
  5. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I imagine tragic things all the time when I'm not so happy at the world, they just happen to me, instead of others.
     
  6. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    see was that so hard? i mean you were scared, and i wanted to be possessed. nobody can beat that
     
  7. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    well, this is more of a confession, but i really hate typical emo's, and i mean really hate, i dont act upon this hate because they havent done anything to me, but i just feel most of them have nothing to be sad about. < my confession however is that i find many many emo girls very cute tho, gothic chicks also. ofc not all, but there deffo some. so yeah, sometimes when i see one walk by, i kinda get a few fantasies come by... xD
     
  8. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    yea, i agree. but the problem is, emo girls want emo boys, and emo boys want emo boys
     
  9. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ^ I KNOOOOOO it pisses me off greatly. well actually, i have no clue what emo girls want, if i see a nice looking one, i just look at her eyes untill she notices, then smile... most of the time they break eye contact and dissapear, sometimes tho they smile back - but i dont know if i should like walk up and say

    me: uh hi, wana come write depression poems with me in the graveyeard?
    her:eek:fc, let me just bring my razor blades
    me: OWKAY MY WIFE IS CALLING ME, BYE N' THANX 4 THE C00KIES

    haha i know this is greatly ignorant, but i have more than enough trouble with normal girls, talk about emotionally challenged ones =/
     
  10. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    nah i have a blood fetish, so its all cool with me;)

    but i dont like those kids who slit their wrists for fashion. they make it hard for ppl who really have problems to come forward, cuz then they will be labeled as emo, or attention seekers. thats why i got over my problems and stopped cutting a long time ago
     
  11. ElectronauT

    ElectronauT Member

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    Kind of a fantasy... I've always wanted to get some pure black contact lenses. I'd sit in class or somewhere with my head down and then if someone asks me something just look right up at them dead on without replying. Haha I would laugh. It'd be so funny if someone seriously reacted as if I were possesed or something.
     
  12. digitalldj

    digitalldj Canucks ftw!

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    to dig up princess Diana's corpse and have sex with it while flying a hijacked plane into the seattle space needle with 10 arab terrorists having sex with eachother praising Allah until the last second before we hit I climax and jump through the planes windshield!
     
  13. mr.greenxxx

    mr.greenxxx Not an Average Bear

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    ^ you need some ritalin

    :D
     
  14. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    THATS what im talking about!!!
     
  15. edyb123

    edyb123 Senior Member

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    mr green if you have girl troubles i suggest you stop thinking about killing everyone who follows a fashion and get chatting to some of them emo girls.. perhaps you could get them to kick the fall out boy and come over to the metallica side.
     
  16. PharmaPhunk

    PharmaPhunk Banned

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    Nothing that bad, just a bunch of killing fantasys like most people.
     
  17. makesmomcry420

    makesmomcry420 shlimazl

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    meh, imo metallica is the training wheels of metal, there are so many much better bands out there, of course on the flipside there are much worse bands out there too. and i dont mind some "emo" but really the only one i like is MCR, and only when im on coke and driving fast. strange i know
     
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    I've always though it would be awesome being a big-time coke dealer.
    I know it's bad n shit, but I used to always want to be my coke dealer, hah.
    Just something about that lifestyle that's always appealed to me.
    (not that I know much about it)


    Oh, and I always fantasize about going up to everyone I know and telling them everything I truely honestly think about them, but it won't ever happen cause then I'd have hardly any friends haha.
     
  19. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    I don't have any bad fantasies like these you've all posted! I never want to kill anyone! haha

    All of my fantasies do involve a man or two, and me being happy in life.

    Maybe sometimes when I get cut off while driving or something I want to just ram that car so bad, or do something to them to make them fuck up or whatever, but I guess that's road rage and not fantasy.

    I may come up with something later on though, and I'll update. But as of right now I can't think of any insane or terrible fantasy.
     
  20. stinkfoot

    stinkfoot truth

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    My evil fantasies don't involve any deeds done by me but do involve my boss having glass shards discovered during a proctological exam.
     
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