Ladies help her please on butts

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by YankNBurn, Jan 17, 2008.

  1. YankNBurn

    YankNBurn Owner

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    Okay just so us guys know what you think is what for a womans ass size, go out and find an ass image and define a small ass, a normal ass, a big ass and the extreme ass. Seems all I ever read about is "my ass is big, i havea big ass ect and i just cant justify thinking that you all are "big assed" It dont matter but I think my ass guage is off.
     
  2. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    ........ like gas on a fire baby, like gas on a fire.
     
  3. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    HAHAHAHA

    I was tempted to post a picture of my own ass, but decided against it :)

    I think my butt is big, but is not really BIG, it just stands out in proportion to the rest of my body, but my jeans are size 2, how big can my butt possibly be?
     
  4. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I really could not find pictures to classify the Great Ass Definitions in my book...

    A small ass is ass that is obsolete. It goes straight from thigh to back...

    A normal ass is when there is that slight indent between cheek and thigh...where the cheeks rest beautifully on the upper thigh...usually the ass of a very fit woman.

    A big ass is when you take the normal ass and more bump and girth. Usually belonging on big hipped women, commonly referred to as the "ghetto booty"

    There are two definitions of an extreme ass. It's either the step above the big ass...the ass that is so large that it takes up an entire loveseat. OR it is the common obese ass...the women that are literally 40-60% ass.

    And those be my definitions of ass!
     
  5. Waking Life

    Waking Life Cool looking idiot

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    strangely erotic.
     
  6. lovelyxmalia

    lovelyxmalia Banana Hammock Lifetime Supporter

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    I would say my butt is between normal and big. It's athletic but I did notice a dimple in it a few weeks ago :( That's what happens when you play soccer for 11 years and then just stop!
     
  7. scarlettchasingroses

    scarlettchasingroses strawberry tart

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    my ass is like a ripe peach....
     
  8. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]

    Is there anyone on the planet that doesn't recognize
    this fine ass [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  9. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i've put my ass up on the site before...


    and vida has a better ass than j.lo does
     
  10. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    who is vida?
     
  11. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    vida guerra

    [​IMG]
     
  12. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    [​IMG]


    Mother of God [​IMG]


    H
     
  13. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    I still didnt know who she was. So what does she do, besides having a big butt?

    I personally think her butt is too big, but I'm sure you guys like it.
     
  14. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    she's a model - she sent in some pics to FHM, as like the girl next door type thing. readers loved her and requested more pics, so FHM got her back and she became a model.

    i really dont' know what else she does
    but her ass is glorious
     
  15. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    When you’re so equipped you don’t have to do anything except allow men to shower you with gifts and money [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
  16. SlydeHippie

    SlydeHippie Banned

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    Maybe because I'm a naturalist, but I usually lean more towards the small/normal ass.

    I like when there is some cushion, but I don't like Vida's ass, too fake IMO.

    My girl's butt is perfect. :D
     
  17. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    too fake?

    lots of girls asses are like hers. she's cuban
     
  18. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    I think her ass looks great.
    Its kinda big, but not THAT big...Looks firm.
     
  19. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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    hahahaha.. right, forgot about that :)
     
  20. hotwater

    hotwater Senior Member Lifetime Supporter

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    The kids 15 and he’s probably intimidated by her [​IMG]



    One could argue she’s too much woman for any one man to handle, But I for one would sure like to give it try [​IMG]


    Hotwater
     
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