my mom is on vicadin right now.

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  1. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    she just found out she has gout, and the doc gave her some for pain. she's never taken anything like that before. she's doing a crossword puzzle. it's really funny. she's just coloring in the boxes when she can't get the word right. it's really funny. and she's telling me about all her meds she has to take for the gout. it's awesome.
     
  2. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    aw what a cute mama.
     
  3. Piaf

    Piaf Senior Member

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    Lucky woman...
     
  4. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    the last time i talked to her when she was silly and high was when she was delivering my little brother. SO ADORABLE.
     
  5. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    she loves her Chia Herb Garden, but the dog doesn't like how she makes her bed.
     
  6. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    she thinks my sister's shoes are BEYOOTIFUL.
     
  7. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    LOL you must be havin a ball :)
     
  8. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    she's a fucking RIOT.
     
  9. Autentique

    Autentique wonderfabulastic

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  10. Penny

    Penny Supermoderaginaire

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    I don't know why, I think my body's really weird, but, pain meds make me mean and aggressive.
     
  11. Unknown American

    Unknown American Rogue Capitalist

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    Every time I have gotten vicodin prescribed to me all I do is smoke weed and watch cartoons and giggle.
     
  12. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    hydrocodone make me wanna clean house. i swear, my body is 60 years old. the only time something isn't aching is when i'm on hydrocodone. then i'm baking cookies, mopping the floor, doing laundry...and here's the kicker...PUTTING THE LAUNDRY AWAY!! :stunned:
     
  13. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    mmm cookies :D
     
  14. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    i don't eat them. i'm not a cookie fan. i don't like really sweet food. it's icky. whenever i see a recipe for "SUPER RICH ULTRA DISGUSTING CHOCOLATE CHEESECAKE BARS WITH REESE'S CHIPS IN THEM, COATED IN CAKE AND DEEP FRIED AND COATED IN POWDERED SUGAR" i puke in my mouth a little.
     
  15. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    but i find them delicious - you can just send them to me :D

    i'm sure you won't mind taking a trip to the post office after mopping and putting the laundry away and such
     
  16. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    ah, well, i have no such drugs around at this time. i'm thinking my mom will get sick of them and i'll steal them from her. ;) i'll just go see my doctor, he went through enough years of my migraines and neck pains and various drugs till we found the ones that worked that i'm not an abuser. still, moving around as much as i have, it's hard to find a doctor like your family doctor.
     
  17. Solidsteel86

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    Gotta chew em up and wash it down with booze.
     
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