Five Day Field Trip to New York

Alright. my Theatre class is going to New York on the 14th next month, and although it may be risky smoking at a school related event, I have been told that there is mostly no supervision unless we're doing activities. The rest is basically free time, until meet up at the end of the day.
I'm trying to come up with a way to find/smoke some weed while I'm there. Smoking weed in New York isn't something I'll get to do very much. I think I'll be buying a clear, glass cigarrette chillum off GG when I get the 100 dollars(minimum charge). I figure I can just put that in my bag that I'm not going to carry on since it's not officially illegal until it has been used with weed. Until then it's for tobacco purposes. (Correct me if I'm wrong)
But now there's the question of how to go about finding some green. This may sound stupid, but can I not like, put pretty small nuggets in random places all in my non-carry-on bag? Are they really that extensively searched? They could think that its just dirt or something else besides weed eh? I would of course litter my bag with alot of random things... just like little pieces of paper and tags and beads and anything that would really make it hard to spot if x-rayed you know?

Oh damn... dogs JUST came into my mind. Damnit. Do you know if they have dogs at every airport and every check? Or do they just call them out when there's suspicious behaviors or something?

 

My freinds went on a business trip for a schooling event. Everyone on the trip was pretty lame except 3 people who at that time I was selling to. They decided to ask random people. They ended up buying a half oz in some alley way while the teachers were right by them. One guy they let use their phone though cuz he said he needed to call his guy and then he ran with the phone so you have to be careful on who you ask lol

ps. dont get a chillum but thats just from my personal experience
also you said its for "tobacco use" but your only 16 so paraphenalia would still be illegal unless your 18 years old....

 

i suggest a cigarette roller, then it would look like your smoking a cig to the untrained eye and nose. and not to sound racist but if you happen to be white, the cops will more than likely leave you be

 

There are not dogs at ever airport. Ive gotten away with trasporting weed before. What i did was like right before i left for the airport i put the weed in a little advil bottle without the pills and put it in my sock. As long as you don't let the weed sit in there for too long then the smell souldn't spread throught the bottle. Umm im sure there's plenty of other ways to do it but that's how i did.

 

holy crap i could never do that to sketchy for me

 

Yeah, I'm definitely not gonna go into a damn alley to buy weed if I don't end up bringing it. I'm not that brave. I may just ask any cool looking guy with a BM shirt on or the like. I'm not going to smoke in public. I'll probably just smoke in the room with a sploof after everyone else leaves or the balcony, and I'll be the last one out. Everyone in my class are pretty much fags. I may just sneak the chillum in one of the senior's bags. Ha. Or... I'll bring a bible ) (I go to a christian school) But that's quite a waste of weed when I'll be trying to conserve because I'm only brave enough to sneak on a gram or two. It's just going to be miserable without it unless I can smoke before bed. (I can NEVER sleep at camps or vacations and rarely at home without weed)
Chillums work well if you use them correctly.

Also, I'm not sure if there's a specific part of town that it's sold, or if its all around. We're of course going to be up on Broadway and 42nd since that's where all the theatres and whatnot are. And we're actually staying about a half-hour outside of the actual downtown part because my "Director" doesn't want us doing anything stupid at night.

 

why not just have rolling papers, go outside, and smoke?

 

In that case on 42nd street theres a steak house owned by the mafia. And, theres an old host (The dude that seats people.) who works there with gray heir he's white but looks a little asian. Tell him Lui G sent you to and you want a pizza to go. (A pizza is a full oz but if you want less just tell him.)Then, give him the money. I know the guy that works there i used to live in New Jersey and i went to that steak house every weekend.

 

I never use joints. It would be tough, and wouldn't turn out as well as I'd like.
It will also waste alot. I'll only sneak a little bit (2-3 grams) if I do.

I just read all through webehigh's New York, New York, and it worries the hell out of me. Its saying how they'll bust you for the smallest amount of weed, and the have undercover dealers, and they have guys that are paid to sit in a car and watch a single spot all day long waiting for deals, and so much other bad stuff.
I guess that means I'll HAVE to find a way to sneak it on. I'm pretty worried that with my luck, they'll have dogs at the Airport.

I'm ACTUALLY thinking, that I'll get those small water balloons, grind up about 2 grams in two different ones, and just swallow the shit down about 3 days before I leave. It'll be a good experience to tell 5 years from now.I think it SHOULD work, as I have read in other posts that it would. (Apparently, Steve-O from Jackass did this with 6 grams and got away with it.) Could that in any way mess me up internally? I wouldn't think so, but could it? I may swallow 4 grams, and strap 2 grams, and if I see dogs, I'll just eat it on spot. ...Throwing it away just crossed my mind, but I think that that would be WORSe, because eventually, a dog would pass by, and surely they'd have cameras. Or I could flush it

 

if you think you're a good judge of character and are smart about it, you could ask people to hook you up. in downtown Manhattan especially, it probably wouldn't take more than 15 minutes.

there are places like Washington Square Park where there are usually a dozen dealers around, but the cops know about it and half the time you'll be paying top dollar for mediocre product. I used to hang out there a lot though, and the only guy I ever bought off of used to play chess at one of the tables, so we'd play a game and he'd give me the pot under the table.

 

I believe I am good with people. But as I thought about it... any undercover dealer would obviously wear a Marley shirt on purpose, as well as play and dress the part as well as he can.
I'm trying to decide between the balloon swallowing thing. (I'd feel like a junkie who does anything for a fix... plus, if somehow classmates found out... I would of course constantly be talked about how horrible I am.)
Or emptying a pen and filling that up. Maybe a highlighter.
Critiques? Or any more ideas?

 

stevo's narkotika smugglinga was done with a washed out condom, and yes it was pretty harmless... infact its so sweet he done it twice, once puked it out on stage, once shat it out like a week later. if ur gonna swallow it, do it - dont do it when u seea dog because you will just choke and attract attention.

2 british 16'yo girls got caught smuggling something like 6kg of coke in ghana airport, they got caught because they drew attention to themselves. act natural, nothing, NOTHING THAT WOULD RESEMBLE YOU TO A PRO CANNABIS PERSON!. anything from hemp jewelry, slang, clothes - etc. be completely average. if you get paranoid/anxious/scared, imagine yourself in a calm atmosphere, great party/nature/sexual encounter... anything to take your mind away from the fact that if you get caught, ur ass is cooked for along time

but first of all, think if its worth it.

wish you all the luck =)

 

well, i would just wear cargo shorts, or pants, and put a baggie in there. in all my flying experiences, i have only seen one dog, and that was in customs in heathrow in london. just act natural like green said, and i doubt the cops would look through a group of high school drama kids for weed.

 

Your right about them probably not searching Private School Drama kids... but another post I read here said that a guy got caught on HIS flight for a school trip. I'll definitely sport some khakis and a button up. I also wear glasses... And everyone knows that losers don't smoke weed, it's for the cool kids.

My plan now, is swalloing 4 grams in two different tiny balloons, 4 days before the trip, and another two will be strapped, and wrapped in my pants.
Of course, now, I'm making it hard on myself, and I think I'm ALSO going to eat a firecracker or two just as we leave the school on the bus. Call me crazy, but its a couple hour flight, and I'll be sitting with pretty big losers, so I'll probably zone out with an ipod. especially the feeling of being in a plane will be amazing while high, and even add the fact that it will be stronger from me eating it.
Actually... 4 grams is enough. Plus, being stoned while getting off the plane in NYC with weed on me, after a few hours of it marinating in its smell. 6 grams for five days is a little greedy. It'll be the "dankest" in town that I'm getting, so I can keep it to a minimum.


Do you think there's any chance of having trouble getting it out when I'm there?? That would be miserable just having a foreign substance in my ass and not getting it out. I would panic. Would exlax work? Just in case, eh?

 

Dude, weed aint crack. If you're willing to dig through your shit for a high, there are problems. Also, if you're gonna strap some to your leg in additioin to swallowing it, you're just doubling your chances of getting caught.

I just flew with a baby pipe and about 3 g's. All you do is pack it really tightly, wrap it with tape, and stick it in your boxer briefs. Really, you only need to conceal it through the TSA metal detectors and xray. After that, go into a bathroom, pull it out, and stick it in your carrying on.

Wearing preppy clothes is an A++ idea. Being stoned while carrying weed through the airport is an F-- idea. Look clean cut act natural, and you'll be fine.

Cheers.

PS, a minor trying to buy weed off the streets in the city will get ripped off like a tank top in a bitch fight

 

Yeah... when you say it like you have(digging through shit) it sounds rather unpleasant. But I will be miserable every single night for hours as everyone else in my room is sound asleep, and I'm laying there with absolutely nothing to do, in the dark. We are also going to see Broadway plays... they have crazy lighting, and classic songs playing. So I'm definitely going to smoke somehow. Then, I'd be dreading every little thing that goes wrong if I had it on me in the airport. And I wouldn't even be able to relax in the plane, because I'd still be getting off the plane in ANOTHER airport, where there may be dogs, even if they aren't in the first one. I will love to simply walk past everyone with weed inside me, knowing that is Impossible for me to get caught. (minus the random .01%)

Now, I'm trying to decide if I should eat a firecracker before the flight, or eat a gram of shrooms before. Both would be awesome. Weed, would make me paranoid, as I will be completely fucked but I will atleast know that as long as my eyes aren't red, I'm fine. But shrooms, I will generally be fine in symptoms, and if its only one gram, I'll still love the feeling of being in a plane, but my eyes will be dialated and I'll be worried about that. I'm just looking for something to allow me to enjoy the my music more than just a desperation attempt of boredom in a plane into a wonderful time where I really enjoy all of the music.
Input on shrooms or firecrackers?

 

omfg DO NOT i repeat DO NOT DO SHROOMS AT AN AIRPORT WHILE SMUGGLING

this is a class A bad idea. if anything eat a firecracker on the bus right before you arrive at the airport.

 

if you really wanna smuggle put your bag in a jar of peanut butter and its just a snack

 

The peanut butter idea is stupid. Tons of people do it. Yes, people can get away with it. But I would be completely bugged out even if I was straight sober, just because I'm not one of the ignorant people that think you can mask smells to trained dogs. Those people just happened to not have drug dogs in the airport they went through. Swallowing it, I believe is the BEST way to do this, and I'm not going to risk anything.
And a gram of shrooms won't be too bad for me. I am completely confident that I'll be comfortable in the plane as well.

Edit:
Eh... I've read through the security manual of the airport I believe I'll be leaving from, and it says nothing about drug dogs. It does say that they have bomb-sniffing dogs. Is there any chance that they train a dog for both things? Because if not, I believe I'll just stuff some in a pen and keep it with me. Then again its "Afghan Gooey" dro, which I've been told is top of the line in the area, so I may have to figure something else out since it will reak. My deterrents for swallowing was the guy above making me sound lie a crack addict, and the fear of losing 80 bucks if the balloons breaks, or any other mishaps.
So, do the bomb-dogs have any knowledge of drugs as well? And of course I will be taking no shrooms if I decide to keep it with me. Maybe eat some weed though

 

hey man if there are drug dogs of course your fucked. but whatever you do, dont do shrooms please!! tried and true methods arent stupid, getting fucked on shrooms while in an airport while doing very illegal things is stupid.

edit: oop damn, you beat me to it just read that new addition. yeah just eat a firecracker if you must get high. i really dont think that you have much to worry about.