Whatever you want to call it...just let me smoke!

The names are just gettin ridiculous. If i call you for an 1/8th and i'm not even asking what type you have, you aint gotta tell me it's some purple urkel murder herb. come on now. This guy has been sellin me 1/8ths for 50 and I haven't complained or said anything to him about the strains he is giving me. the weakest ones i had was the one's he is trying to upsell and say it's some strong shit, some iraqi danki snuff weed. nah i just made that last one up but you get my point. hahaha. I need me a toke right now.

 

I already upped my tokes today.
I am highhhh as a kiiiiiite.

 

my friends never call weed nothing but weed, but then again we all buy from the same guy and i'm pretty sure it's fruit loops.

 

and i smell that fruity loop every time the wind blows

 

What are fruit loops?

 

Fruit loops? Odd, I was just thinking about that cereal.

 

I know the cereal but i don't recall hearing a strain of weed named fruit loops.

 

All of your friends buying from the same place has its advantages and disadvantages. If that guy gets busted then you will all be SOL. You also don't get the variety of pot unless that guy sells a large variety. It is nice though knowing that if you can't get weed from the guy, one of your friends could, and you would know the prices already. It just evens out the ground between friends and guarantees no one is getting ripped (unless you all are, which is highly unlikely).

 

Just knowing most of the legit, real, strain names and then comparing them with what some of your guys' dealers tell you it is, well its just really hillarious. But im with you guys, as long as it looks good and smokes good and gets me stoned, im happy!

 

whenever names of weed have been used around me, i´ve had good reason to believe that´s what they really are. it still never matters because it´s all dependent on how it was grown, dried and cured. well, the strain plays a big part, too, of course. you know what i mean.

i still doesnt make any sense to me why a dealer would make up names to try and sell pot (besides $). it´s just stupid

 

^ its purple urkel lol

 

My name is Renee, but jade works. Even though it's my daughter's name. I don't mind.

I tried getting my best friend to call me river once cause I love tha tname, but she wouldn't! Mountain works too. lol