This isn't supposed to be funny, but it cracked me up!

I could totally see myself doing this to my kids one day:

http://www.click2houston.com/news/15036092/detail.html

Hahaha!!

 

That's funny, yet it's kinda evil that they send the kids to the child protective services or some shit.

Anyhow, I can't wait to have kids and fuck with their heads while brainwashing them to be in my perfect image. They're gonna be very confused.

 

My friend Julia and I decided that if we ever have kids, they're gonna be either really really cool, or really really fucked up. There's not gonna be any middle ground when I'm a parent.

 

I'll tell my children that I'll eat them if they misbehave from an early age.

After I beat them.

The amazing concept of pre-beating.

 

I think misbehaving=playing on real fire truck will work wonders on the younguns!!!!!!

 

I see someone remembers my most controversial thread ever

I saw some people last night that I hope were pre-beaten

 

Wow. "you need to learn to behave". thats messed, but in funny in a way.

thats something i would do. especially seeing as how its not breaking the law

 

I was pre-beaten. My dad used to threaten that if we ever told, the police would have to take us away because we wouldn't be allowed to live there anymore. We didn't realize that the police would actually have taken HIM away instead.


Parenting can be pretty stressful. That's why I drink. Just kidding

 

theres a fucking baby moses law? woah

 

The most wonderful concept in the world.

I see pre-beaten people every time I go to any small town here

 

I thought the exact same thing. Wild.

 

Basically, they would rather you handed your kid over instead of killing it. That way, everyone wins.

 

Well yeah, but only for 60 days, thats the expiry date.

 

pre-beat it instead

 

Is it too late to pre-beat you? *smacks fitzy*

 

never too late :tongue:

KC has been in on the action for a while

 

i feel so out of the loop. whats pre-beating?

i've heard of post-birth abortion but not pre-beating.

 

http://www.hipforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=235604

the classic in all its glory - pre-beating thread

 

ew :huh:

 

I guess thats one way to make your children behave.