So I wake up and it's 3am.

Discussion in 'Cannabis and Marijuana' started by Twizz, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Twizz

    Twizz Drug Conoisseur

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    Alright, last night I was drinkin and smokin pretty hard. I guess I passed out on my bed around 6:45pm, because last thing I remember was waiting til 7:45 for my friend to call.

    Anyways, I wake up this morning to see that it's 3am. I don't have to leave for school until 7am, and I am so sober that it's driving me nuts. So, I go to light up a smoke. No lighter.

    I looked all over my bedroom several times (I often look several times and then find it in a really obvious place). But after about 30 minutes of searching, no luck. So, I ran downstairs and ripped apart the whole living room/kitchen, hoping to find a lighter or at least matches. Nothing.

    I then decided to tear open two lighters and light one lighter with another lighter's spark (I have a lot of DEAD lighters, but none of them are any good). I actually managed to get a tiny flame, so I rolled up a nice joint since that was the only thing I was going to be able to light. I lit it up, and surely, it went out.

    Finally, I decide to sneak into my brother's room wielding a flashlight to look for a lighter... He usually has one. I also knew he had matches, because I had seen them yesterday. So I'm in his room scanning the table for any lighters or matches and see nothing. The last thing I point my flashlight at? MY FUCKING LIGHTER.

    I guess the prick snuck into my room while I was passed out and took it. I found it at 4:30 and promptly smoked the joint.

    I can't believe I spent an hour and a half looking for a lighter.
     
  2. mellowphish

    mellowphish Member

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    Yea i'm trying to break the habit of drinking so heavily in the day that i pass out before double digit hours . .. then wake up in early morning hours . . get high . . go back to sleep til school/work
     
  3. ahimsa

    ahimsa Senior Member

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    ^^^lighters are like hubcaps on a VW, they get stolen,but eventually come back to you. I like Bics because they last forever. Those clear lighters are pieces of crap

    If you were just smoking a joint, you could light it off the stove. Also, if its a bowl, you can take a candle, light it offf the stove, and then hold the pipe into the flame and tilt it to light and inhale.
     
  4. Magical Fire Lady

    Magical Fire Lady Senior Member

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    Bics really do last forever! I had one for about a year before I lost it. They look cool too!
     
  5. dilligaf

    dilligaf Banned

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    incense stick ends, toothpicks and a stick of spaghetti also works when stuck without,,,
    bics suck ass compared to the old ones,,, i think they only fill them about half as full as they used to
     
  6. Parkman

    Parkman Member

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    ive had a bic run out in a week, now it was one intense week of blunts and bong hits but still, one week is intense.
     
  7. elover

    elover ritz with cheese

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    Your all so saddenly mistaken...clippers are the lighter of choice
     
  8. WanderingSoul

    WanderingSoul Free

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    I don't mind the bics. But scriptos are my lighter of choice.
    I do agree the bics last longer. But I always have lighters laying around, so it's not that big a deal.
     
  9. JohnnyATL

    JohnnyATL Banned

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    when i was in mexico we would use a candle and for matches we would use weed stems dipped in wax.

    just stick them in the candle and they stay lit.. its nice for a joint if you dont want to use a lighter or a match
     
  10. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    Tell your brother not to touch your shit. I would buy a 6 pack of bic lighters. I have never had a bic fail on me, until it was out of butane.
     
  11. PhishheadDeadhead

    PhishheadDeadhead Senior Member

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