how to make your pet get baked?

I've always wanted to get my dog to get high with me, but she is very nervous when i try to blow smoke into her mouth or nose, and she doesn't like it at all. usually she just either runs away, turns her head away, or purposly doesn't breath in when i try to get her to second hand me. also, i have been thinking about sprinkling some weed in her dog bowl, ground up finely of course so she won't notice. or at leas stufffing some inside a piece of chicken, she will eat those things in one bite. would this work, and if so how much would i have to put in to get her high? shes about 30 pounds. thanks. (btw there is a reason i really want to get her baked, she is a very nervous dog, alot of times she shakes for no reason, i think she was abused by her former owner. im just hoping to see what she's like when shes relaxed)

 

If your dog is running away, or turning her head I would say she doesn't want it.

 

i heard if you blow in their eyes or ears that it will get them high...but I agree with Nate, if she/he turns and doesnt want it, I wouldnt do it

 

If you want your dog relaxed take her to the vet and get her puppy tranquilizers. Don't try to smoke up your dog. That is animal cruelty.

 

dude, its not cruelty. Annoying, perhaps. But not cruel. My ex girlfriend got her cat high with second hand smoke, and it started purring really loudly and being real affectionate...
Now it gets into her stash and gets her in trouble by batting it out from under her bed with its paws, right where her parents can see it.

 

Its not cruelty if they like it. Its not harmfull to them at all. But if they are turning away, and obviously dont like it, then that is, in all scenes of the word, cruelty. One of my dog love to get high, and she dosent mind the smoke. The other hates it, so I let her be. If they dont like it, then why the hell are you so persistant on it. I mean what the hell does it matter to you?

 

I agree with BloodyNailPolish. It's only cruelty if the animal doesn't want it.
And sometimes they just don't like the smoke being blown into their face. That doesn't mean they won't like getting high (and there are different ways of getting a pet high).
Animal tranquilizers? What's the difference. They're all drugs.

I wouldn't blow it in her eyes. Either put her in a box covered with a blanket and blow a few hits in there, or blow a little bit into her ear. No more than a hit or two. If she doesn't like it, you will know not to do it again.

 

blow in her ears. guaranteed to get her high

 

just blow it in its ear. dogs are awesome high.


cats, on the other hand, not so much.

 

just take her to your car and hotbox it. don't do it again if your pet seems resentful or something (I don't know what emotions you can read; i'm not a pet person). Maybe if she gets weirded out just scratch her head i guess. I've had friends who've gotten their pets high on various drugs and they all seemed to like it.

 

Sprinkling pot in her food wont work you cant just eat pot and get high... u have to cook the thc out... and put him/he in a box and cover it with something and leave a small hole for breathing and use it to blow smoke into the box... or just blow it in the dogs ears... but the dog might try to turn away and make it difficult...
ive got many animals high... most just get really paranoid.... some relax and its a great painkiller for old dogs or cats with leg pains or backpains or anything

 

ive tried those tranqulizers, trust me, they are crap. my dog hates those things, and it just makers her really really tired.

 

i like the idea of "hotboxing" her kennel. if she doesnt like that i'll try to get her to eat some. if that doesn't work i'll just assume my dog dislikes cannabis alltogether, and i'll stop

 

i get my cat high all the time.
he doesn't run away or anything he just sits there and gets high
then he'll sit there for a bit and either fall asleep or go eat lol

 

Ditto

Also, you shouldn't judge if it likes being high on if it runs when you blow smoke in it's face vs how it acts when it's actually high. I mean hell if you were sitting in a circle smoking and your friend took a hit, handed you the bowl then decided to go right up into your face and blow smoke at you wouldn't you be like "dude, wtf", let alone to something that can't understand why you're doing that.

 

yah its not cool to do if they dont like it. none of my dogs do but my cat always love to.

 

I treat my pets like friends when it comes to getting them high. If I had a friend that really didn’t want to get high, then I wouldn’t insist that he had a toke. Same goes for my pets, if my dog is moving his head out of the smoke every time I blow it in his face then I will stop. Clearly he doesn’t want it.



Over time I have gotten to know the animals that I would smoke with. My dog doesn’t like getting stoned, he doesn’t hang around when we are smoking. He hangs out when there is no smoke in the air but won’t come close if we are smoking. And then there is my cat who could care less if you got him high or not.



In my buddies house, we open the same window ever time we smoke, so that the smoke has somewhere to go. His cat would always sit on the window sill when we smoked, but he would only sit on the sill if we had the window open, that way he would be sitting in the smoke stream. I tell ya, this cat wanted to get high.



So I think that if an animal doesn’t seem to want to smoke then let em be.



Happy hootin’



RastaFry

 

OMFG WTF????? blow it in its ears and eyes and it will get high??? well perhaps you shuld put food in ur asshole, turn upside down and try to shit it out of ur mouth u moron

 

Blowing weed in a dog or cat's ears is definitely the way to get it high. But as the other posters said, it's definitely cruel to do that if they don't want to. I personally don't do it to my pets but some of my friends do.

Plus you're not wasting any of the green stuff that way, like you would be if you made him weed dog food. Which not only seems like a waste but it also seems like you're tricking your dog into getting high.

 

well then leave her the fuck alone!!

how would you like it if i held you down an shoved my dick in your mouth??
it aint no different!

dont be forcin your animal to get high,especially if you already know it dont like it..

i know people who would stomp your ass if they saw you doin that shit.. it just aint cool..