Five Guys Rant

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  1. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    So my touter ran a little late, and all my favorite reasturants were closed. So i decided to try a place that I had heard was good. Maybe you have heard of it, its five guys burgers and fries. I call them up to make sure they are open and check theyre website to make sure they have veggie burgers. they do, and they are closing in 15. I run to the car, and floor it. I get to the area where i know it is, and realize i dont know the exact location. 5 minutes till close. I start running around frantecly asking people, pass chipotle which was closing at the same time and is deffently not a bad second chioce, but I decided I needed to complete my mission.

    I get there,two minutes to spare. I order my veggie burger and fries, and my total is 4.80. I was physed. I was sure I had found my new favorite resturant. I double checked with them that that was the correct price, and being in the food industry and knowing how fucking annoying it is when somoone comes in with minutes to spare I hand them a ten and tell them to keep the change.

    I finally get home, and sit down pumped as hell, since i hadent eaten all day, and i was rather pround of my sucssesfull mission. I open up my burger, and there it is, a tommato, some mayo, onions, cheese and letuce. No veggie burger. I have experianced this before at in-and-out, but they are not missleading. They call it a grilled cheese, the correct term. I cannot explain how fucking pissed I am.

    And just to prove I am correct here, this is a veggiburger and this is what i got.

    Dont call it a veggie burger if its not a fucking veggie burger.

    Well...at least the fries are kick-ass.
     
  2. skullkidnate

    skullkidnate ナサニエル

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    LMFAO. That sucks ass man.
     
  3. The Chronic Ninja

    The Chronic Ninja Member

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    man I have wanted to be a veg head for a while now but I play football competetivly and there's is just no protein there I mean dude I'm 13 trying out for varsity football protein will save my ass from fucking termination btw does anyone know if Dxm shows on a drug test? And uhm.... Anybody been real fucked on Dxm then smoked?
     
  4. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    You realize that protien is in other things besides meat.
     
  5. The Chronic Ninja

    The Chronic Ninja Member

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    Like the ass tasting shakes I chug after every meal and workout yea...... LOL its what the trainer and coach order so whatever
     
  6. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Ummm, no. I mean like tofu, nuts, soy beans, any other beans.
     
  7. Fatmankev

    Fatmankev Member

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    Also, beef has a lot of healthy, delicious, meat-free protein in it, as well.

    Seriously though, I'm sorry that Five Guys screwed you like that. Their true burgers are freakin' amazing, some of the most delicious grease-burgers I've ever eaten, and their "endless fries" are great, too.

    Beef is really good tasting, bro, and Five Guys puts their's to good use. If you really don't want to eat meat, though, I'd suggest another restaurant that has more than just: Hamburger, Hot Dog, French Fries, and Soda on their menu. Give the true burger a chance!
     
  8. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Endless fries? I didnt hear anything about endless fries. And they do have other things on there menu. Including a vegi burger. I checked to make sure they had it before I went. I wouldent have gone had they not had that. I just wanted a change, and heard it was good. Im sure its amazing. They just shouldent pretend to be vegi friendly when they are not.
     
  9. Jadesmom810

    Jadesmom810 Lizard Queen

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    I'm confused about this "burgerless burger" thing lol. Does it mean that there is no patty whatsoever, and just cheese and veggies? If that's the case than how can they even call that a veggie burger! That really sucks!

    I bet you wish you didn't let them keep the change. You should have gone back the next day and complained!
     
  10. .BlowIn.BlunTs.

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    Damn im sorry. They probably have some good burgers though. :)
     
  11. CSP101

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    Did you go to the 5 guys in waterworks? I was just there 2 days ago but Im not a vegetarian so no problems
     
  12. macian2

    macian2 Member

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    how can u call that a vegitarian berger? its not its cheese on a bun (if i read it corectly)
     
  13. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    you're confusing vegetarian with vegan. I'm vegetarian and eat cheese like a motherfucker.

    not to be callous, but what do you expect? there's a reason certain people work at a fucking fast food joint. they're almost expected to mess up orders.
     
  14. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    Thats exactly what it was. And it is complete bullshit to call it a vegiburger. But its not the employees fault. They dont make the menu. I hate when people bitch at me about things that i obviously dont control.
     
  15. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    They didnt mess up. Thats what they sell. I called up corporate today. What they call a vegieburger is a bun with any of their free fixins that you want. Then they have a grilled cheese which is that with cheese on it. But i dont how you can call a bun with letuces tomatoes onions and mayo a vegieburger.

    And I went to the one in oakland. Didnt know there was one in the waterfront. I would be pumped as hell if my meal was good since I work at the zoo.
     
  16. zen_arcade

    zen_arcade Banned

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    what rubbish. that should be called a fucking vegetable sandwich or something. a veggie burger always entails a patty made from soy or chickpeas or something..
     
  17. jusdino4it

    jusdino4it DR. Lifetime Supporter

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    My point exactly. Im not going down lightly. Im not stopping until they change the name or put in a god damn patty.
     

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