So my mom flipped on me for the first time in like a year today. I get home from work and she asks if I'm gonna play rugby. I say no. She gets angry. Debate ensues. I am victorious and don't have to play rugby. Now she is pissed so she accuses me of smoking (I quit 3 weeks ago). More yelling. She calls me a liar. Blah Blah Blah. Now here's the problem, like one or two months ago I made poppy seed tea. I used a coffee filter, and that little plastic part of the coffee machine that looks like a cup but with a hole in the bottom where you put the paper filter. I then placed this plastic cup/coffee filter on my shelf and forgot about it. She found it, and is demanding to know what I used it for. It's a problem, because I have no idea what to tell her (I said I forgot...). She says that this is proof that I have memory loss from doing drugs and I am stuck inside until I tell her what I used it for. Help me hipforums. I was thinking I could tell her I used it as a funnel, but why would I need a funnel and what could I use it for. Arrgh, I'm stressed. And it's so lame that after I quit smoking she gets all pissy. I need a cigerette....
lol just look at your mom and be like fine if you wont believe me when i quit then why should i it doesnt make a difference your still bitching about it... and she will stop bitching
just be like it was some kinda science project or that you were trying to make some kind of bomb so you could watch it blow up with your friends n stuff lol
It all worked out. I told her that a person had offered me $20 for clean pee, and I was going to use it as a funnel to allow me to pee in a little bottle to give to him. She reacted to the fact that I was selling my urine and I got a lecture about what if the guy got caught and turned me in, but that is nothing. My father was a little upset that I had considered pissing in the coffee filter. And now they think I'm clean, or that I was clean a month ago (They don't mind me smoking pot, but would rather I didn't). acga5, I used the bomb construction excuse a couple months ago when they found a bunch of Xylol Paint Thinner in my truck. They thought I was huffing it when I was really using it to extract mescaline. It was a damn fine excuse.
and can you get in trouble for giving someone urine knowing they're going to use it to cheat on a drug test? Just curious.
