the Stress Test

take it
Here are my results:

You might want to sit down...​

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You exhibit a Stress Factor of​

((( 17% )))​

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—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!​

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

26% better off than you — 5% like you — 69% worse off than you ​

Interestingly enough...
Women are MORE stressed than men.
Ladies average 22% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
53% of test-takers bite their nails.
20% have bacne.
And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

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You might want to sit down...​

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You exhibit a Stress Factor of​

((( 22% )))​

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—which is well below average. Quite likely, you are lazy and a simpleton. Avoid operating heavy machinery.​

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

53% better off than you — 5% like you — 42% worse off than you ​

 

I did it and got 19%. Guess were all chilled folk here, huh?

 

i got 11%.

damn im realxed. that was under the average. apparently i should get a job.

 

28%

80% are better off than you

 

37%...shouldn't be operating heavy machinery, but I seriously doubt that I should be operating heavy machinery even if I wasn't slightly stressed.

 

I got 20% EVEN WITH having had an orgasm about 1/2 an hour ago

 

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 15% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


17% better off than you — 4% like you — 79% worse off than you
hmmm,

life and love

 

68% of the world is better than me... But 28% is not. I'm gonna go get off and see if that makes things any better.

 

((( 15% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!

 

I GOT FREAGGIN 9%

HA!

I'm only 15, though teehee

 

I'm winning! Or maybe loosing.

 

I got a 14% Not bad. Did question 56 annoy anyone else? "Do things that do not pertain to you, like world peace, bother you?" How does world peace not pertain to me?

 

i got 13.

i want a job too! lol

 

The questions on this thing sort of frighten me..."do you eat your young?" "Are you dying?" Oh dear...anyway...I got a 12% yay me.

 

i got 31% dam exams and forms for apllying to uni's, but it seys im lazy and a simpleton, oh dear id better not put that on my personal statement for a uni. hehe

 

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 35% ))).....

 

You might want to sit down...​

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You exhibit a Stress Factor of​

((( 18% )))​

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—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!​

Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%

30% better off than you — 5% like you — 64% worse off than you ​

Interestingly enough...
Women are MORE stressed than men.
Ladies average 23% stressed, while men weigh in at 21%.
The average test-taker gets 6.8 hours of sleep each night.
53% of test-takers bite their nails.
20% have bacne.
And 48% went orgasm-free last week!

 

I got 35%.

 

You might want to sit down...

You exhibit a Stress Factor of
((( 9% )))
—which barely registers. Get a job, hippie!
Compared to others...
Worldwide Stress Average: 22%


3% better off than you — 2% like you — 96% worse off than you