The Untelligence Test

Discussion in 'Higher Ed' started by Tamee, Sep 18, 2004.

  1. Tamee

    Tamee naked

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    take it
    Here are my results:
    The results are in! You are...
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    50% Untelligent!​
    Your score is lower than the current worldwide average of 64%. ​
    Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.​

    Score Breakdown...
    Intelligence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Sense of Humor [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Violent Tendencies [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Bravery [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Observational Skills [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Morality [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG] Self-Confidence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]

    Here is the custom report
    of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a sad and hopeless excuse for an woman:

    "
    The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

    Finally, the subject displayed a insane and twisted (rather brilliant) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "



     
  2. Strawberry_Fields_Fo

    Strawberry_Fields_Fo RN

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    The results are in! You are...
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    72% Untelligent!​
    You are one smooth chick! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%! ​
    Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.​

    Score Breakdown...
    Intelligence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Sense of Humor [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Violent Tendencies [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Bravery [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Observational Skills [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Morality [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Self-Confidence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman: " The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

    Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
     
  3. waterlily

    waterlily Guest

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    The results are in! You are...
    [​IMG]
    78% Untelligent!​
    You are one smooth chick! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%! ​
    Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.​

    Score Breakdown...
    Intelligence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Sense of Humor [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Violent Tendencies [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Bravery [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Observational Skills [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Morality [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]Self-Confidence [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
    Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly woman: " The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and her sense of observation is one of her best qualities. Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

    Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. She just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

    Finally, the subject displayed a poor (and a little bit boring) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
     
  4. Orsino2

    Orsino2 Hip Forums Supporter HipForums Supporter

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    bleh.. the bars come out all screwed up.
     

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